For those with cars, these are some suggestions for YOU!
-Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
-CAUTION: I drive like you do !
-I need someone really bad... Are you really bad ?
-I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
-On the other hand, you have different fingers.
-Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
-Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
-SMILE! it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
-Honking is for the geese!
-HONK. If You Want To See My Finger!!
-Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control !
-Smiling is contagious. Let's start an epidemic.
-WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
-I'm not attracted by a girl's mind ... But by what she doesn't mind.
-ATTENTION : Loose Nut behind the Wheel !
-Total strangers need love too; and I am stranger than most.
-You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
-If you think my driving sucks then its your problem.
- DONT DRIVE AND DRIVE. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
-MAKE LOVE NOT WAR...(See driver for details)
-Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
-How can I miss you if you won't go away ?
-CAUTION:I brake just for the hell of it!
-My Hearse needs body parts !
-CAUTION :
Driver has donated brain to Medical Science.
-If you can read this, I've lost my caravan
-Single and never get noticed? HONK now.
-If you can read this, you're not paying attention.
-Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
-God must love stupid people, he had so many of them.
-Don't like my driving? Then quit staring at me.
Some of these sound really bogan and the kind you get from tobacco and souvenir stores. I got these from a good joke book I was reading today. Had a good laugh?!?
-Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
-CAUTION: I drive like you do !
-I need someone really bad... Are you really bad ?
-I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
-On the other hand, you have different fingers.
-Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
-Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
-SMILE! it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
-Honking is for the geese!
-HONK. If You Want To See My Finger!!
-Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control !
-Smiling is contagious. Let's start an epidemic.
-WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
-I'm not attracted by a girl's mind ... But by what she doesn't mind.
-ATTENTION : Loose Nut behind the Wheel !
-Total strangers need love too; and I am stranger than most.
-You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
-If you think my driving sucks then its your problem.
- DONT DRIVE AND DRIVE. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
-MAKE LOVE NOT WAR...(See driver for details)
-Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
-How can I miss you if you won't go away ?
-CAUTION:I brake just for the hell of it!
-My Hearse needs body parts !
-CAUTION :
Driver has donated brain to Medical Science.
-If you can read this, I've lost my caravan
-Single and never get noticed? HONK now.
-If you can read this, you're not paying attention.
-Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
-God must love stupid people, he had so many of them.
-Don't like my driving? Then quit staring at me.
Some of these sound really bogan and the kind you get from tobacco and souvenir stores. I got these from a good joke book I was reading today. Had a good laugh?!?
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