Religion : The Musical (1 Viewer)

[neo o]

My dear friends the time has come
for us to argue about Jesus ad nauseum
It's the thread we've all seen many a time before,
going on and on until around page fifty-four.
Most of you by now all know the gist
be you Christan, Jew, Wiccan or Atheist

But something is a bit different this time
before you post: please heed this line
whenever you make a post, point or flame
make sure that the end of your lines sound the same
before replying
always be trying
to ask "What Would Jesus be rhymin'?"

Because we've all done these threads both short and long
about how we're going to hell or that the Bible is wrong
We've tolerated and spewed
All kinds of cosmic views
But it's never been in song

So that's the end of the first post
Enjoy finding rhythm involving the Holy Ghost
or making poetry out of your agnostic boast
Even

convincing

us

about

your

worship

of

toast...

And that's the first post.

 

[thorrnydevil]

My dear friends the time has come
for us to argue about Jesus ad nauseum
It's the thread we've all seen many a time before,
going on and on until around page fifty-four.
Most of you by now all know the gist
be you Christan, Jew, Wiccan or Atheist

But something is a bit different this time
before you post: please heed this line
whenever you make a post, point or flame
make sure that the end of your lines sound the same
before replying
always be trying
to ask "What Would Jesus Rhyme?"

Because we've all done these threads both short and long
about how we're going to hell or that the Bible is wrong
We've tolerated and spewed
All kinds of cosmic views
But it's never been in song

So that's the end of the first post
Enjoy finding rhythmn involving the Holy Ghost
or making poetry out of your agnostic boast
Even

convincing

us

about

your

worship

of

toast...

And that's the first post.

Hahahahaha

 

[Not-That-Bright]

Praiseth be thy musicth

Dear God
I don't believe in you,
You might be surprised to know.
Does that shock you?
Probably not.

I am asked
told
ordered
commanded
to accept you, love you and devote my life
to you.

But this is a thing
that I cannot do.

You see...

You just don't make sense.

Belief in you inspires men and women
to create great works of art
to compose wonderful, uplifting music
perform acts of selfless charity and goodness
to travel to the darkest corners of the world spreading their good news.
Belief in you also causes great pain
the destruction of entire nations
the killing of innocents
the suppression of thought and word.
Religion becomes a prison,
both for believers and unbelievers.

Religion explains everything,
and in doing so
it explains less than nothing.

I am asked, told, ordered, commanded
to accept that
you know everything, but not some things
you love us all, but send us to hell
you are all-powerful, but cannot help us
you hear our prayers, but will not act on them.
you watch us suffer, but do nothing.

Innocents die, for a mysterious greater good.

Everything we are told about you
Fits the description of something that
does not
cannot
should not exist.
Your attributes cancel each other
out of existence.

People shout
Thou Shalt Not Kill
as they slaughter and burn in your name.

People scream
Thou Shalt Not Steal
as they plunder and pillage,
until your temples creak under the weight of gold.

People cry
Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness
as they deceive to convert, and silence the voice of science.

They say
God Is Love
and tell us that our love is wrong
and list those that God hates.

Preaching tolerance
they tolerate only those who conform.

Christians tell us that You died on the cross
to wash away our sins,
and the seas filled with blood
as your followers gouged and slashed their way to heaven.

If Christ was a man, and no more, this makes
a strange sort of
sense.

But if he was a god, it makes a mockery of reason.

If I could believe in a God,
I would be ashamed to be associated with any earthly religion.

Faith asks me to accept
the nonsensical
the incoherent
the twisted logic
the hatred of difference
the demonstrably false
the inhuman
the unacceptable.

My mind tries to make it all
fit
mesh
coalesce.
The jigsaw pieces are all the wrong shapes.
The whole is less than the sum of its parts.
The rationalisations are too weak to form foundations.

My destiny is mine to control.
I can feel the Earth moving.
My genes are older than stars.
The world does make sense.
Every moment of life is full of joy and wonder.
And because of this I know that there is no god.

My mind is free.
My soul is my own.
I am an atheist.
I am human.

 

[Rorix]

guys please its not a crime
for you to post an argument in rhyme
not-that-bright, don't just repeat
some shit that flows like Davey McCreek
words that rhyme gentlemen, like "tree" and "bee"
perhaps with a little more sophistaction for an interesting read

 

[neo o]

Well firstly I must request
for a picture of Madonna's breast
I've heard from Catholics some news
That Madonna's tits spew booze.

 

[Rorix]

i searched for the breasts on Google
but nothing came up except Mr. Froogle
and some housewife wearing mits
...pause for effect.....show us the tits

 

[neo o]

Anyway I must get to a point.
And I should add that I have every intention of getting Christian's noses out of joint.
If you believe in God youre a fool.
And if you back Mohammad you're a tool.
The Hindu gods are a sham.
And Buddha is simply one big fat man.

Why can't humans embrace humanity
Instead of relying on God to make things right through Calamity
Why can't humans acknowledge with pride
their acievements and triumphs. Why deride
those who lack humility
or who don't believe in some bullshit Christian philosophy.

The human potential is great.
As long as we cease in our ignorant belief in higher powers and fate.

 

[thorrnydevil]

As I can't rhyme, I'll rap.
Fuck the Police,
fuck 'em, fuck 'em.
Some shit about ho's
who knows?
Can't touch this.

 

[neo o]

This is a serious thread.
Not some non school bullshit that you can shred.

 

[Not-That-Bright]

lmfao i'll rap too

Fuck Shit Fuck
Mother Mother Fuck
Mother Mother Fuck Fuck
Mother Fuck Mother Fuck
Whore Bitch Ho

 

[thorrnydevil]

You dissen' me crew?
Kick you with me shoe.
Break out my nine,
you'll run double-time.
Bust a cap in your ass,
make you run very fast.
I'm not spamming,
just cramming.
School is shit,
deal with it.

 

[Rorix]

can we get a bit of peace and harmony
following Jesus, the light ye shall see

 

[thorrnydevil]

No fucking god for me,
been watching to much MTV.
Minds corrupted,
get you abducted.
In a black van,
fuck it man.

 

[Ziff]

You guys are idiots.

 

[neo o]

If you want to debate, debate.
Im sure you have better things to do than flame, like masturbate.

 

[thorrnydevil]

If you want to debate, debate.
Im sure you have better things to do than flame, like masturbate.

hahaha

Ziff,
your diff.
Conform,
to norm.
You prick,
suck-a-dick.

 

[hiphophorray123]

how bout u just say what ur thinking, haven't we had enough of damn rhyming and crap from english..

ill say what im thinking and have though ever since i can remember

religions one thing....its excusable

but defending religion is one of the most pathetic, stupidest, dumbest, most idiotic and extremely unneccesary things that any member of mankind could ever do...

people die over what they believe in

its fucking stupid

i dont need any religion to tell me i beleive in god, i believe in god and thats it, im no christian, catholic etc..

im me

sorry it was random sorta oh well im in a bad mood

 

[Ziff]

If you want to debate, debate.
Im sure you have better things to do than flame, like masturbate.

Yeah, I have to wait for 10 mins to recover. What else am I going to do?

 

[malkin86]

to solely have faith in humanity
I find is most often a vanity
But said faiths do not bother me
if their good fruits are plain to see...

 

[soha]

religon is such a sensative topic
for the believers and for those in doubt
it plays with many of our emotions
makes me wana scream and shout

everyone is entitled to their opinion
and everyone has their own say
and everyone wants people to think
in their exact same way


it sux when i read people dissing my faith
but it will happen to others and me
i guess we just have to have tolerance
we will only ever agree to disagree