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    The Shittest Movie Ever.

    Gigli.

    If you disagree with me, than you are WRONG.

    I have seen a plenty movies, from "Star Wars Episode 1", to "Kangaroo Jack", from "Glitter" to "The Sum of all fears"

    these movies mentioned range from shit, to pretty fucking horribly shit.

    GIGLI however, is the KING of SHITTINESS.

    prior to watching the movie, i have heard that it is a pretty shitty movie. they way critics reviewed it made it sound SO FUCKING HORRIBLE.
    I watched it because i thought well "it cant be THAT bad". so as you can imagine, i went in NOT expecting something good like "A beautiful mind", my expectations were pretty fucking low.

    BUT, as low as my expectations were, GIGLI (pronounced jee-lee, the names a fucking turn off), got even lower.

    i cant explain it. save urself from watching this pile of horseshit.
    even the main fucking actor admitted that it was shit.

    GIGLI? NO THANKS.

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    Why exactly is it so shit?
    I heard about the critics' comments, but surely it can't be that unwatchable?

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    i think the film Vanila Sky is such a rubbish. dont waste you time and money on that movie. other bad movies : all the pretty horses and in the bedroom.
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    "...but surely it can't be that unwatchable?"

    thats what i thought,
    so i decided to watch, and man.... was i wrong.

    answer to ur q, yes it can be and is that unwatcable.

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    but why is it so bad?
    bad plot?
    bad acting?

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    yeah whats the plot of movie Gigli? tell us
    'The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.”

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    Re: The Shittest Movie Ever.

    Originally posted by Over97
    Gigli.

    If you disagree with me, than you are WRONG.

    I have seen a plenty movies, from "Star Wars Episode 1", to "Kangaroo Jack", from "Glitter" to "The Sum of all fears"

    these movies mentioned range from shit, to pretty fucking horribly shit.

    GIGLI however, is the KING of SHITTINESS.

    prior to watching the movie, i have heard that it is a pretty shitty movie. they way critics reviewed it made it sound SO FUCKING HORRIBLE.
    I watched it because i thought well "it cant be THAT bad". so as you can imagine, i went in NOT expecting something good like "A beautiful mind", my expectations were pretty fucking low.

    BUT, as low as my expectations were, GIGLI (pronounced jee-lee, the names a fucking turn off), got even lower.

    i cant explain it. save urself from watching this pile of horseshit.
    even the main fucking actor admitted that it was shit.

    GIGLI? NO THANKS.
    you obviously havent seen witchboard 2

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    I wasn't going to watch it.
    Anything with J-Lo in it is crap.
    the reason bad things happen 2 u is cos u're a dumbass

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    Originally posted by deyveed
    I wasn't going to watch it.
    Anything with J-Lo in it is crap.
    no not really. i liked film ''Enough" and " "maid in manhattan" wasn't that bad it is like a fairy tail.
    'The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.”

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    dude wheres my car? crappy to the max!
    'That's what they tell you, get on the plane, get on the plane. F**k you I'm getting IN the plane!'

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    Nothing beats Pearl Harbor, I have seen some crappy movies in my time but I only lasted through an hour of that. It was terrible.

    Although I have to say I haven't seen Gigli so maybe I'm missing another shocker...
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    although it is the best and most cinematographically (is that a word?) innovative film ever, i have to say the most BORING is CITIZEN KANE. anyone who has seen it will know what im talking about..i had to do it for Module B this year in english, and let me tell you, it SUCKS ARSE

    however, the WORST film i have ever seen would have to be 'but im a cheerleader'
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    it probably sucks if you have to study it for a crap subject like english but its considered as one of the greatest films ever.

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    Originally posted by ezzy85
    it probably sucks if you have to study it for a crap subject like english but its considered as one of the greatest films ever.

    yeah, i dont deny that...but it is boring as all hell, even my teacher admitted its the best cure for insomnia ever.

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    I've never even heard of Gigli, but all this talk of how crap it is just makes me want to watch it more.
    How many phone booths can I walk past before I crack?


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    Originally posted by Butterfly_Wings
    I've never even heard of Gigli, but all this talk of how crap it is just makes me want to watch it more.

    rofl
    The answer is '3'.

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    chech and chong

    its so shit, only the last few minutes of stand up/slapstick comedy was funny, but those few minutes were hillarious actually

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    obviously none of you guys have watched "I know what you did last friday the 13th"
    that doesn't even have a real plot to it.
    It will be a mircale if you manage to download the movie, and you'd delete it from your hard disk after watching the first minute of it.
    what?

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    I agree with "All the pretty horses"
    I've heard "Gigli" was crap (it was one of the questions for our Trivia Night).

    But I can name a few crap movies IMO:

    cast away
    unbreakable
    tomb raider
    pearl harbour
    josie and the pussycats
    chocolat
    replicant
    bridget jones' diary
    the man who sued god
    blue crush

    and a few more that I've forgotten.
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    Ooh yeah... Bridget Jones was trs shite...

    Everyone except me liked Zellwegger's accent... stupid bony scowling bitch...

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    the horses whisperer.... very seedy movie. oh yer and that spice girl movie is it called spiceworld? why make a shitty movie with a shitty girl group? It was just bound to be retarted

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    I haven't seen "The Horse Whisperer" completely, but I saw bits and pieces a few years ago and it didn't seem too bad to me.

    (although that's my preferred genre, love a good drama/romance).

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    i just dont like horses (im a dog person) so a movie about a guy who can apparently whisper to them just gave me the shits.

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    Originally posted by Sammmmmuel
    the horses whisperer.... very seedy movie. oh yer and that spice girl movie is it called spiceworld? why make a shitty movie with a shitty girl group? It was just bound to be retarted
    Lay off Spiceworld...

    Best. Movie. Ever.

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    LOL @ Spiceworld.

    (Or were you serious there Paisley?)


    I hope so...that was *absolute* crap IMO.

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