MaMA jOKEZ!!!! (1 Viewer)

have you ever been AFFENDED by a mum joke?

  • yeh :(

    Votes: 4 22.2%
  • no :P

    Votes: 14 77.8%

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abduljaved

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OKK OKK every1 lovez mum jokez


lets see what you got //// il start wif 1


UR MAMAZ SOO FAT THAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND IT BROKE!!:haha:
 

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this has always been my favourite

your mamas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
rofl
 

abduljaved

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<<< dat 1z lame man :p

hear dis lame 1

ur mamaz soo old she owes JESUS three dollarz

bahahahahah

dat shuldnt even be considered a joke
 

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your mama's so ugly that wen she joined an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals
hahahahahahahaha
typical man


your mamas so ugly she put marilyn manson out of business
(tbh i dont get this, he's an attractive fellow)
 

abduljaved

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OLD

anywaiiz


UR MAMAZ LIKE A MUSQUITO

YOU HAVE TO SLAP HER TO STOP SUCKING


snapp!!!!!tell that 2 sum1 you hate ;)
 

old.skool.kid

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Ya mum is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk




Hay dd24 u hav 69 posts loLz
 

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Your momma so short i can see her feet in her drivers license photo...

Your momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry...

Your momma so ugly she made an onion cry...

Your momma so fat its not even funny anymore...
 

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ya mumz so fat her belt size iz de equata
ya mumz so fat she hangs out on BoS in order to shave pounds, the anorexiz inspire her OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO PAULINE O(OOOLLOLOLOLOLOLO
ya mumz so fat
ya mumz so fatPOOLLOLOLOOOL
ya mumz so fat she married a refrigerator
ya mumz so fat when she walks her tummy talks OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
ya mumz so fat
ya mumz so fat she dyes her hair using the atmosphere H2O2 loloLOLOLOLOLOloOloloOloLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

shut the fuck up kids
 
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dont forget saying "your mum" to the end of everything someone else says
Or is someone goes "shit man thats tight" (or something like that) u say "thats wat ur mum said"

oh yeah and u can also go up 2 ur friend and say "Ey can u do me a favor tommorow, go in to ur mums room tommorow morning and wake me up 4 skool"
 

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the -neg rep club... add friends, add
 

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