Random Protips for life

[Tully B.]

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If we're talking bible quotes, then this the best one (don't care if it's not real):

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
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[theism]

Originally Posted by Tully B.

If we're talking bible quotes, then this the best one (don't care if it's not real):

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
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yes as much as i love pulp fiction

[Oliver04]

Originally Posted by Americanmuscle

1) No matter how much your girlfriend say's she loves you, a lot of times she will have no problem lying to you and screwing you over. Therefore, my advice would be to not take relationships to seriously until you are older, because if you do, you will get hurt.

2) No matter how honest a girl seems she is more then likely a liar.

3) Never date girls that have been diaignosed with chemical imbalances or depression/ and or bipolar. Girls like that can never be truely happy. They have a lot of ups and downs, they get mad and flip out over little things that normal people don't get mad about. Even when things seem good in the relationship, the girl could be uphappy. When the girl is unhappy she will seek the comfort of other men. Girls like this usually have self distructive personallites, meaning when things seem perfect, she will do something to totally ruin the relationship.

4) Once a cheater always a cheater. I've always believed that it takes a certain kind of person to be able to cheat on somebody and not feel bad about it. In my experience people like this never change. I understand that people get intoxicated and do things they normally woundn't do, and then feel terrible after they sober up. That isn't the kind of person that I'm talking about. People do stupid things when they are under the influence. I'm talking about the girls who cheat on there boyfriends while sober and never feel bad enough to stop cheating on them or tell them they cheated on them. Therefore, whenever dating someone new, always ask if they have cheated on a boyfriend. If they admitt to it, which a lot of times they will, don't start a relationship with them, no matter how much they say they will never cheat on a boyfriend again, or how bad they felt about it, they will always do it again when the situation presents itself.

5) The most important thing in a relationship is trust. Once that is broken there is nothing left. Futhermore, staying in a relationship where there isn't trust will drive you crazy, you will always be wondering what your girlfriend is doing and if she is being honest with you.

6) If you find out your girlfriend has lied to you about one thing, then it is very likely that she is also lieing to you about a lot of things.

7) Just because a girl goes to church, doesn't mean she is a good honest person. I'm a christian myself, and I have met way more girls who are honest, and have good morals outside of the church, then I have in the church. Many christian girls do bad things during the week, and then they think all will be forgiven on Sunday when they go to church.

Hopefully you will learn from my mistakes.

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[klaris]

Be very careful with who you trust. Rule of thumb, don't trust anyone except close family. For instance, parents and siblings. But, for some people, even that is risky.

[Teclis]

Rules of the Internet - Encyclopedia Dramatica

particularly Rules 11 to 21, 24 to 30, 34, 35, 36, and 42.

Hmmm

"Greatness is a transitory experience. It depends in part upon the Myth making imagination of the Human kind"

"so when things start to strangle you remember that rain still falls on the halls of power"

"Just nod and smile"

"someone will ALWAYS take the joke too far"

"there is always someone who is better than you at something"

"contrary to what porn teaches you, women don't have orgasms from you just sticking it in"

[spammy679]

Originally Posted by Teclis

Rules of the Internet - Encyclopedia Dramatica

particularly Rules 11 to 21, 24 to 30, 34, 35, 36, and 42.

rules # 1 and 2

[Teclis]

Originally Posted by spammy679

rules # 1 and 2

But i didn't...

[spammy679]

Originally Posted by Teclis

But i didn't...

i guess. i'll let you off this time

Smile. It makes you happier and also makes people respect you without them knowing it

[CountVonChocula]

trust in me

[CountVonChocula]

and if you are a real valued friend i probably wont betray you or sell you off to the wolves

[CountVonChocula]

however if you are just an acquaintance or i actually hate you but havn't shown it because i dont want to seem like a gap tooth bitch then i will sell you up the river in a second and you pwill probably kmnow it when it happens because you'l be like oh shit why me

[sewonijuleeni]

I think you are doing great,

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[Iron]

slow and steady...

[Uncle]

Originally Posted by slively03

Respect your elders

Very important.

[goony]

discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese.