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Old 28 Oct 2009, 3:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke time!!!!

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OMG FUNNY JOKE!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to your mums house, it was a gigolo chicken!

OMG OWNED!!!

Was that awesome or what, come on give us some +ve rep!!
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Old 28 Oct 2009, 3:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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why didnt the chicken cross the road?

because he was already on the other side >.>
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Old 28 Oct 2009, 3:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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why didnt the chicken cross the road?

Because he was already on the other side >.>
omg owned!!!
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Old 28 Oct 2009, 4:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 28 Oct 2009, 4:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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How many roads must a chicken cross before you can call him a man?





























































No seriously, how many?
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Old 28 Oct 2009, 4:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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^ Lame, lol.
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Old 28 Oct 2009, 4:31 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahaah best thed so far
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Old 28 Oct 2009, 4:31 PM   #8 (permalink)
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why tthe dicken get across the rod
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Old 28 Oct 2009, 9:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
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How many roads must a chicken cross before you can call him a man?





























































No seriously, how many?
Hmm, good question.. Too many chicken questions left answered!!! WHAT is humanity doing!!!
OMG i got an idea!! We should learn to art of understanding why chicken cross roads!! I mean, what do they wish to accomplish, these silly chickens. One minute theyve crossed the road, to do our mums!!, one second to get to mcdonalds, i mean whats going on!!

What a mystery, it must be solved!! Instead of doing maths, this subject must be studied!!

Screw extension 2 maths, GO!!!!:
-Extension 3 Chicken Road Crossing
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OMG Got another one!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to KFC, it was a cannibal chicken!!

OMG OWNED!!!
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these joke are horrible as joke on LCM bar/Ration (S) package
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Old 29 Oct 2009, 10:55 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Re: Joke time!!!!

why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide

why did the rabbit cross the road?
it was the chicken's day off

why did the hand cross the road?
to get to second hand store

why did the bubblegum cross the road?
because it was stuck on the chicken's foot

why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because it didn't have the guts
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Old 29 Oct 2009, 4:04 PM   #13 (permalink)
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why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide

why did the rabbit cross the road?
it was the chicken's day off

why did the hand cross the road?
to get to second hand store

why did the bubblegum cross the road?
because it was stuck on the chicken's foot

why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because it didn't have the guts
LOL, awesome work!!

I got one too!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To suck my dick

OMG WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Old 29 Oct 2009, 4:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
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OMG i got a red box under my name
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Re: Joke time!!!!

I got another joke, but its serious!

Some kid for our half yearlie did this-
Q1) b) If X^2 - 4 = 0, find x.
He circled X and wrote, "Here it is"
Lol i thought that was funny.

OMG, what would happen, if in your HSC, for a question such as "Evaluate Einsteins contribution to the photoelectric effect or some crap" And you wrote, HSC Markers suck penis, They suck banana flavoured penis and are ass wipes.
Out of 6 marks, how many would you get?
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