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Old 29 Oct 2009, 6:45 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was a chicken.

haaar har!
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Old 29 Oct 2009, 6:47 PM   #32 (permalink)
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why is everyone here so lame?

cause they tell lame jokes like me.
IM NOT LAME, I hang out with all the cool kids at school!
OMG JOKE TIME!

How cool am i?
I am as cool, as Antarctica!

OMG ROFLZZZ!
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Old 29 Oct 2009, 6:47 PM   #33 (permalink)
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to root the chicken lool
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Old 29 Oct 2009, 6:49 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 29 Oct 2009, 6:55 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Bogga!!
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Old 29 Oct 2009, 10:48 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Why was the butcherman crying?
-Because he choped the wrong sausages!
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Old 29 Oct 2009, 10:58 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Re: Joke time!!!!

racist jokes:

have you ever tasted ethiopian food?
... neither have they

how do you start a race in ethiopia?
roll a coin down a hill

how do you find the richest person in ethiopia?
whoever finds that coin

what's the only positive thing about kenya?
HIV
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Old 29 Oct 2009, 11:20 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 30 Oct 2009, 12:03 AM   #39 (permalink)
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LOL Rania!! your my favourite Bos member now!! Seriously you rock!!!

I got some racist jokes too!!

Why do jews have big noses?
-Because air is free!

This isnt racist but...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
-A Mega-saur-ass

Why are black people afraid of going in sandpits?
-Because cats keep covering them up

Why is it easy to train the Afghani Air force?
-You only have to teach them how to take off

What do you call a thousand aborignials rolling down a hill?
-An abo-lanche or mudslide (I dont know, one of them)

LOL
Fuck you and your racist jokes.
The other ones you've written above are tasteless and not funny.
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Old 30 Oct 2009, 12:04 AM   #40 (permalink)
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LOL Rania!! your my favourite Bos member now!! Seriously you rock!!!

I got some racist jokes too!!

Why do jews have big noses?
-Because air is free!

This isnt racist but...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
-A Mega-saur-ass

Why are black people afraid of going in sandpits?
-Because cats keep covering them up

Why is it easy to train the Afghani Air force?
-You only have to teach them how to take off

What do you call a thousand aborignials rolling down a hill?
-An abo-lanche or mudslide (I dont know, one of them)

LOL

oh man i was gonna say the first jew one but i thought that'd be taking it too far
LOLLL

what do you call a room full of abo's?
a blackout

what do you call an abo in a mail box?
black mail

what's the difference between an abo and a park bench?
a park bench can support a family

what does a park bench and an arab have in common?
the government pays for both

how many jews can you fit in a car?
54. 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray

what happens when you put your hand in a jar of jellybeans?
the black one tries stealing your watch

what do you say to a moving tv at night?
drop it nigger

not racist but i love this:
what's the best thing about sex with eighty one year olds?
there's eighty of them


and yeah that's all i remember


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Re: Joke time!!!!

my all time fave:

what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes

nothing; you already told the b*tch twice
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Re: Joke time!!!!

How are Lebs similar to a packet of cigarettes?
They stink, they come in packs of twelve, and everybody wants them banned from the public.

What do you call a group of Lebs in a sauna?
Gorillas in the mist

/please don't hurt me
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How are Lebs similar to a packet of cigarettes?
They stink, they come in packs of twelve, and everybody wants them banned from the public.

What do you call a group of Lebs in a sauna?
Gorillas in the mist

/please don't hurt me

why don't lebs compete in wrestling tournaments?
cos they heard it's one on one




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Re: Joke time!!!!

lol

why did the leb cross the road?

to beat up the chiken.


why did 40 lebs cross the road?

the chicken was winning
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what do you call one leb on the moon?
a problem

two lebs on the moon?
a bigger problem

every leb on the moon?
PROBLEM SOLVED


if an asian, an arab and an abo jump off a cliff, who wins?
society
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