Bored of Studies  

Go Back   Bored of Studies > General > Lifestyle

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread
Old 31 Oct 2009, 1:58 PM   #61 (permalink)
:)
 
raniaaa's Avatar
 
HSC: 2009
Gender: Female
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 493
 
Last Activity:
19 Nov 2009, 3:47 AM
 
raniaaa has a spectacular aura about themraniaaa has a spectacular aura about themraniaaa has a spectacular aura about them
Re: Joke time!!!!

You can hide this advertisement by registering.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Omie Jay View Post
How much does the security guard get paid during night shifts?
Nitrate.

What are parrots made of?
Polyatomic molecules. (geddit, poly wanna cracker, etc)

Two bears are submerged in water and an electric current passes through it. Which ones gets electrocuted first?
The polar bear.

kinda lame, but on the topic of chem-jokes.
LOL!




scientists do it on the table, periodically
__________________
Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is
impossible, but with God all things are possible."
Matthew 19:26
raniaaa 当前离线   Reply With Quote
Old 31 Oct 2009, 2:22 PM   #62 (permalink)
Assistant Member
 
Captain A's Avatar
 
HSC: N/A
Gender: Male
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 91
 
Last Activity:
18 Nov 2009, 9:51 AM
 
Captain A will become famous soon enoughCaptain A will become famous soon enough
Re: Joke time!!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Omie Jay View Post
How much does the security guard get paid during night shifts?
Nitrate.

What are parrots made of?
Polyatomic molecules. (geddit, poly wanna cracker, etc)

Two bears are submerged in water and an electric current passes through it. Which ones gets electrocuted first?
The polar bear.

kinda lame, but on the topic of chem-jokes.
Quote:
Originally Posted by raniaaa View Post
LOL!
scientists do it on the table, periodically
lolololol
Captain A 当前离线   Reply With Quote
Old 31 Oct 2009, 7:11 PM   #63 (permalink)
Member
 
luv2luvurmama's Avatar
 
HSC: 2009
Gender: Male
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 174
 
Last Activity:
20 Nov 2009, 2:38 PM
 
luv2luvurmama should be ignored
Re: Joke time!!!!

What did the constapated mathematician do?
- He got a pencil and worked it out!!

Why did the mathematical tree fall over? Because it had no real roots

What does the zero say to the eight?
- Nice belt!

What is the longest table in a maths classroom?
- The times table





LOL
luv2luvurmama 当前离线   Reply With Quote
Old 31 Oct 2009, 7:21 PM   #64 (permalink)
Member
 
luv2luvurmama's Avatar
 
HSC: 2009
Gender: Male
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 174
 
Last Activity:
20 Nov 2009, 2:38 PM
 
luv2luvurmama should be ignored
Re: Joke time!!!!





Why was the Math book unhappy?
- It had too many problems!




LOL
luv2luvurmama 当前离线   Reply With Quote
Old 31 Oct 2009, 7:24 PM   #65 (permalink)
Who isn't?
 
Omie Jay's Avatar
 
HSC: 2007
Gender: Male
Location: 500 - Internal Server Error
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,550
 
Last Activity:
Today, 5:17 PM
 
Blog Entries: 13
Omie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold member
Re: Joke time!!!!

why was 6 scared?

because 7 8 9

LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLOLMAOMGTFO
__________________
.\ /.
\___/
Omie Jay 当前离线   Reply With Quote
Old 31 Oct 2009, 7:25 PM   #66 (permalink)
Member
 
luv2luvurmama's Avatar
 
HSC: 2009
Gender: Male
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 174
 
Last Activity:
20 Nov 2009, 2:38 PM
 
luv2luvurmama should be ignored
Re: Joke time!!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Omie Jay View Post
why was 6 scared?

because 7 8 9

LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLOLMAOMGTFO
Dont get it at all!! I saw that one with the others
luv2luvurmama 当前离线   Reply With Quote
Old 31 Oct 2009, 7:32 PM   #67 (permalink)
L
Banned
 
HSC: 2009
Gender: Male
Location: Bris-vegas (moving to bathurst soon - wooo!)
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 835
 
Last Activity:
10 Nov 2009, 6:46 PM
 
Blog Entries: 2
L is a splendid one to beholdL is a splendid one to beholdL is a splendid one to beholdL is a splendid one to beholdL is a splendid one to beholdL is a splendid one to beholdL is a splendid one to beholdL is a splendid one to behold
Re: Joke time!!!!

omar jan is a joke irl
L 当前离线   Reply With Quote
Old 31 Oct 2009, 8:03 PM   #68 (permalink)
Who isn't?
 
Omie Jay's Avatar
 
HSC: 2007
Gender: Male
Location: 500 - Internal Server Error
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,550
 
Last Activity:
Today, 5:17 PM
 
Blog Entries: 13
Omie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold member
Re: Joke time!!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by luv2luvurmama View Post
Dont get it at all!! I saw that one with the others
seven ate nine
__________________
.\ /.
\___/
Omie Jay 当前离线   Reply With Quote
Old 31 Oct 2009, 8:18 PM   #69 (permalink)
Member
 
Fish Tank's Avatar
 
HSC: 2010
Gender: Male
Location: On a Blue Mountain 900m above sea level, BRING IT ON GLOBAL WARMING!!!
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 133
 
Last Activity:
Today, 4:09 PM
 
Fish Tank will become famous soon enoughFish Tank will become famous soon enough
Re: Joke time!!!!

More chemistry jokes! I originally posted these on my chemistry class' forum.

Q. If the formula for water is H2O, the what's the formula for ice?
A. H2O-CUBED!!! (ice cube)

Q. If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, then what's on the outside?
A. K9P

Q. Why is helium and neon respected?
A. Because they're noble.

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3's"

A student handed in a beaker of salt water. The teacher asks "Is this your test?", student replies "Yes, it's the SOLUTION!!!"

__________________
Fish Tank 当前离线   Reply With Quote
Old 31 Oct 2009, 9:37 PM   #70 (permalink)
Member
 
luv2luvurmama's Avatar
 
HSC: 2009
Gender: Male
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 174
 
Last Activity:
20 Nov 2009, 2:38 PM
 
luv2luvurmama should be ignored
Re: Joke time!!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fish Tank View Post
More chemistry jokes! I originally posted these on my chemistry class' forum.

Q. If the formula for water is H2O, the what's the formula for ice?
A. H2O-CUBED!!! (ice cube)

Q. If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, then what's on the outside?
A. K9P

Q. Why is helium and neon respected?
A. Because they're noble.

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3's"

A student handed in a beaker of salt water. The teacher asks "Is this your test?", student replies "Yes, it's the SOLUTION!!!"

lol
luv2luvurmama 当前离线   Reply With Quote
Old 31 Oct 2009, 9:38 PM   #71 (permalink)
Member
 
luv2luvurmama's Avatar
 
HSC: 2009
Gender: Male
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 174
 
Last Activity:
20 Nov 2009, 2:38 PM
 
luv2luvurmama should be ignored
Re: Joke time!!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by L View Post
omar jan is a joke irl
OMAR ROCKS!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
He's my bestest friend!! Arent ya Omie?
luv2luvurmama 当前离线   Reply With Quote
Old 31 Oct 2009, 9:39 PM   #72 (permalink)
:)
 
raniaaa's Avatar
 
HSC: 2009
Gender: Female
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 493
 
Last Activity:
19 Nov 2009, 3:47 AM
 
raniaaa has a spectacular aura about themraniaaa has a spectacular aura about themraniaaa has a spectacular aura about them
Re: Joke time!!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by luv2luvurmama View Post
OMAR ROCKS!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
He's my bestest friend!! Arent ya Omie?
suck up
__________________
Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is
impossible, but with God all things are possible."
Matthew 19:26
raniaaa 当前离线   Reply With Quote
Old 31 Oct 2009, 9:40 PM   #73 (permalink)
Who isn't?
 
Omie Jay's Avatar
 
HSC: 2007
Gender: Male
Location: 500 - Internal Server Error
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,550
 
Last Activity:
Today, 5:17 PM
 
Blog Entries: 13
Omie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold member
Re: Joke time!!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by luv2luvurmama View Post
OMAR ROCKS!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
He's my bestest friend!! Arent ya Omie?
no, you're shit
__________________
.\ /.
\___/
Omie Jay 当前离线   Reply With Quote
Old 31 Oct 2009, 9:42 PM   #74 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
HSC: N/A
Gender: Undisclosed
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 281
 
Last Activity:
15 Nov 2009, 12:01 AM
 
omniscience is off the scaleomniscience is off the scaleomniscience is off the scaleomniscience is off the scaleomniscience is off the scaleomniscience is off the scale
Re: Joke time!!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Omie Jay View Post
no, you're shit
Q: who is the ugliest poof in the entire universe


Spoiler (rollover to view):
A: Omie jay
omniscience 当前离线   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old 31 Oct 2009, 9:44 PM   #75 (permalink)
Who isn't?
 
Omie Jay's Avatar
 
HSC: 2007
Gender: Male
Location: 500 - Internal Server Error
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,550
 
Last Activity:
Today, 5:17 PM
 
Blog Entries: 13
Omie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold memberOmie Jay is a gold member
Re: Joke time!!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by omniscience View Post
Q: who is the ugliest poof in the entire universe


Spoiler (rollover to view):
A: Omie jay
you're also shit.

are you all the same person? arash naebkhil? because your shitness is all of the exact same level.
__________________
.\ /.
\___/
Omie Jay 当前离线   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT +11. The time now is 6:27 PM.


Powered by vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright © 2002 - 2009, iStudy Australia Pty Ltd. All rights reserved.

Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.2.0