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19 Nov 2009, 10:43 PM Blog Entries: 4   | Fail Customers You can hide this advertisement by registering. Post your fail customer stories here. (Different to rant thread)So, I work at a newsagents right. Customer: Hey, do you sell newspapers? Me: /facepalm Customer: Hey, do you sell cards? I couldn't find them... Me: They're kinda over there... on the wall... in front of you, you fuckwit Customer: Where's the train station? (If you stand outside the shop and look to your right, it's right there. The train runs above the walkway, unless you're blind you can't NOT see it) Me: Um, right in front of your eyes, just up on your right... EDIT: if its in italics, I didn't actually say it
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Today, 3:39 PM | Re: Fail Customers KFC: Customer: Hi can I please have a double beef and cheese (they weren't joking they meant bacon and cheese lol) Customer: Hi do you sell any chicken that isn't fried? (This is before Cayan grill came out...um no it's just called Kentucky Fried Chicken) Heaps of customers ask if we have anything vegetarian....like we have coleslaw and chips thats basically it but seriously why come to kfc for something vegetarian.
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20 Nov 2009, 1:49 AM | Re: Fail Customers "Is this 10 dollars?" (while picking up an item with a large ticket saying "$10" from a rack with 10 dollar signs all over it) "Do you have FlyBuys?" (You're in a surf shop. Does this look like Coles to you?) *Knocks on shutters* "Are you closed?" (Nah, I pull down the shutters just for shits and giggles). Probably the funniest customers I have are those who pick up items from the Kmart stand and come to our tiny shop next door to pay for them...see the giant Kmart entrance behind the stand? Yeah, go there.
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senario 1 customer: do you sell chicken me: uh yes customer: do you sell fish me: .....no customer: ah ok *walks away* me: ... ... *bangs head on counter* senario 2 customer: do you have anything vegetarian me: um... we have coleslaw, chips, drinks, dessert... customer: what about burgers? me: no... senario 3 customer: can i have a happy meal me: a kids meal? customer: nah a happy meal with the toy and all me: um we have kids meals with toys, happy meals are from mcdonalds customer:... *looks at me like i'm retarded*
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