Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush

[swizzler]

I don't care what she's done,
I love you,

We gotta get you outta here!

How do you know she's not gonna do the same thing to you?

Fuck it

[jumb]

I want to stick it in.

[Silver Persian]

I wish your testicles were permanently in my mouth.

[Lolsmith]

I wish your testicles were permanently in my mouth.

gay

[ohexploitable]

I want to cut off your vagina, attach it to a paddlepop stick then lick it like an ice cream.

[Absolutezero]

I want to cut off your vagina, attach it to a paddlepop stick then lick it like an ice cream.

That is deeply moving. I think you should share this with her.

[Riproot]

Fucking stop being so fucking hot you cunt, you fucking distract the shit out of me... bitch.

[slyhunter]

^Strong words

[annagurl]

slyhunter's secret crush is ann

Where the hell did you get that from?

[annagurl]

I don't care what she's done,
I love you,

We gotta get you outta here!

How do you know she's not gonna do the same thing to you?

Fuck it

I want you to hug me and watch movies with me, and talk hours on end about nothing.
Yeah. :P

[slyhunter]

slyhunter's secret crush is ann

Um, okay.

I really don't know how you got that.

[slyhunter]

oh man, you want to do that to slyhunter? pretty romantic

U jelly, jellyfag?

[annagurl]

oh man, you want to do that to slyhunter? pretty romantic

What makes you draw the conclusion slyhunter likes me?

[Silver Persian]

I think it has been firmly established that all male BoSers would tap annagurl, and that annagurl is a promiscuous harlot.

Now can we please move on.

[annagurl]

what games?

[Absolutezero]

Oh cmon its obvious, you two constantly play your little games on the forums all the time.

What? I had no idea. OMG I am totally so jealous right now.

[annagurl]

I think it has been firmly established that all male BoSers would tap annagurl, and that annagurl is a promiscuous harlot.

Now can we please move on.

A promiscuous harlot? :O
Aww, Silver persian, is that how you see me?

[Silver Persian]

A promiscuous harlot? :O
Aww, Silver persian, is that how you see me?

I'm sorry, the content of that message was drowned out by the sound of you sleeping with several members of the forum simultaneously

[annagurl]

I'm sorry, the content of that message was drowned out by the sound of you sleeping with several members of the forum simultaneously

:O
Silver Persian...

[Absolutezero]

I'm sorry, the content of that message was drowned out by the sound of you sleeping with several members of the forum simultaneously

I'd rep you so much if I wasn't in the middle of a gangbang right now.

[ZombieApocalypse]

Can I just...

What is this fuckery?
To get shit straight:
- annagurl has not slept with any boser.
- She is not a promiscuous harlot.
- Male bosers would not tap her.
- annagurl has not been gang banged.

...
That is all. End of story, get back to OP's thread.

[carlosestevez]

babby gurl i want to do lines of cocaine off your supple breasts

[Absolutezero]

Can I just...

What is this fuckery?
To get shit straight:
- annagurl has not slept with any boser.
- She is not a promiscuous harlot.
- Male bosers would not tap her.
- annagurl has not been gang banged.

...
That is all. End of story, get back to OP's thread.

Oh you're such a liar Obliviate :P

[Silver Persian]

Can I just...

What is this fuckery?
To get shit straight:
- annagurl has not slept with any boser.
- She is not a promiscuous harlot.
- Male bosers would not tap her.
- annagurl has not been gang banged.

...
That is all. End of story, get back to OP's thread.

I was only joking...

[ZombieApocalypse]

Oh you're such a liar Obliviate :P

Oh really?
Bold the lie for me :P