Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush

[ZombieApocalypse]

y u no like me?


stap it rahhhnn, you're hurding me

[horny unicorn]

I'm sorry for saying your name wrong while I was drunk... and less sorry for molesting your face... but more sorry for kissing your friend. (HE KISSED ME!)

y u no like me?


stap it rahhhnn, you're hurding me

lul kidnap me sure
but...
This needs to be fixed.

Please.

Dear friend,

Ive been wondering for the past three months why you never bothered to keep in contact with me. Not that Im emotionally distressed by it, but its just made me wonder a lot, thats all.

lol
you guysss

[KatherinePierce]

lol
you guysss

[kaz1]

Dear friend,

Ive been wondering for the past three months why you never bothered to keep in contact with me. Not that Im emotionally distressed by it, but its just made me wonder a lot, thats all.

intaresting

[mirakon]

Kaz brah u havent contacted her in 3 months, ur in son

[horny unicorn]

honest question
are you a fan of bdsm

[Riproot]

wassup cunt

Don't act like that was the comment that made you realise they're a cunt.

[KatherinePierce]

honest question
are you a fan of bdsm

Hahaha, whaaaa.

[horny unicorn]

confirmed a fan

[KatherinePierce]

confirmed a fan

Lol, how? .-.

[horny unicorn]

do you prefer balls gags or tape

[KatherinePierce]

do you prefer balls gags or tape

air.

[horny unicorn]

oh boy

air suspension
u r crazier than i thought

[KatherinePierce]

oh boy

air suspension
u r crazier than i thought

Wait, what?!

No, haha. :P

(what is dat?)

[horny unicorn]

lol

[KatherinePierce]

lol.
you seem to know more about it.

[horny unicorn]

it certainly seems that way hey

[WeaselPowa]

I thought this was a love thread..:L.
and then I see posts about intercourse ):

[Shadowdude]

I thought this was a love thread..:L.
and then I see posts about intercourse ):

there's a reason they call sex, making love

[Ahmed ftw]

It's a euphemism so that young children don't suffer from permanent mental scarring?

[Ahmed ftw]

Dear person,
Baby, I've never confessed this to you before cos I don't know if you feel the same way about me. Every time I lay eyes on you, my heart skips a beat. The way you bite your lips would make any man go crazy. Your curves are so divine. You're feisty but I think that's really cute. When the time is right, I would very much like to ask for your parent's blessing for us to get married. I know we're still young and naive, but gurl we can grow together. I want to spend the rest of my life with you and only you.
We've known each other for ages, and when we were kids, I used to think that you were short and ugly but my god how my perception of you has changed. You're so sexy. Love you babe.
xx now and forever.

[RANK 1]

Dear person,
Baby, I've never confessed this to you before cos I don't know if you feel the same way about me. Every time I lay eyes on you, my heart skips a beat. The way you bite your lips would make any man go crazy. Your curves are so divine. You're feisty but I think that's really cute. When the time is right, I would very much like to ask for your parent's blessing for us to get married. I know we're still young and naive, but gurl we can grow together. I want to spend the rest of my life with you and only you.
We've known each other for ages, and when we were kids, I used to think that you were short and ugly but my god how my perception of you has changed. You're so sexy. Love you babe.
xx now and forever.

[Shadowdude]

Dear person,
Baby, I've never confessed this to you before cos I don't know if you feel the same way about me. Every time I lay eyes on you, my heart skips a beat. The way you bite your lips would make any man go crazy. Your curves are so divine. You're feisty but I think that's really cute. When the time is right, I would very much like to ask for your parent's blessing for us to get married. I know we're still young and naive, but gurl we can grow together. I want to spend the rest of my life with you and only you.
We've known each other for ages, and when we were kids, I used to think that you were short and ugly but my god how my perception of you has changed. You're so sexy. Love you babe.
xx now and forever.

is this person a bos-er by any chance

[ZombieApocalypse]

Eh. You weren't anything remarkable

Over you.

[Ahmed ftw]

is this person a bos-er by any chance

Lol, hell no! It's an IRL chick bro.