Random L&R Story thread

[RivalryofTroll]

this is a good thread.

for keeping me entertained.

[Fawun]

this is a good thread.

for keeping me entertained.

get out

[Riproot]

this is a good thread.

for keeping me entertained.

[RivalryofTroll]

get out

u get out.

dis thread is my domain.

[soloooooo]

Shadowdude might have the next 50 Shades of Grey bestseller on his hands here and his other threads.

[Rixon]

i wonder who would be cast as johann for the film adaptation

[Absolutezero]

i wonder who would be cast as johann for the film adaptation

Brad Pitt

[Graney]

i wonder who would be cast as johann for the film adaptation

this guy

[Shadowdude]

i legit just realised this thread existed

hmm.

[teabag]

I was at the takeaway store the other day buying my usual order of a large garlic and cheese fries and there was this really cute guy taking orders. Naturally, when I placed my order, I drew out the word fries, hinting my intentions. I could tell he understood because the way he said '$5.70' was too sultry to be just a simple request for payment. Between the lines, it read 'oh baby do me'. I decided to play with him a bit, pulling away the note as he went to take it. When I finally gave in and let him have the money, his body language (slouched, obviously to show off his body) told me he was upset. Our fingers touched as he gave me change, and I felt a spark of electricity. He scurried out the back under the guise of preparing my order but I could tell it was to hide his arousal.

Should I have gotten his number? He obviously wanted me.

[Riproot]

I was at the takeaway store the other day buying my usual order of a large garlic and cheese fries and there was this really cute guy taking orders. Naturally, when I placed my order, I drew out the word fries, hinting my intentions. I could tell he understood because the way he said '$5.70' was too sultry to be just a simple request for payment. Between the lines, it read 'oh baby do me'. I decided to play with him a bit, pulling away the note as he went to take it. When I finally gave in and let him have the money, his body language (slouched, obviously to show off his body) told me he was upset. Our fingers touched as he gave me change, and I felt a spark of electricity. He scurried out the back under the guise of preparing my order but I could tell it was to hide his arousal.

Should I have gotten his number? He obviously wanted me.

Hahahaha. Ily. So much ily.

[horny unicorn]

my brother has started saying "ily a trilly" to me

WHAT DOES IT MEAN AND WHAT IS A TRILLY

i feel old

[seanieg89]

I was at the takeaway store the other day buying my usual order of a large garlic and cheese fries and there was this really cute guy taking orders. Naturally, when I placed my order, I drew out the word fries, hinting my intentions. I could tell he understood because the way he said '$5.70' was too sultry to be just a simple request for payment. Between the lines, it read 'oh baby do me'. I decided to play with him a bit, pulling away the note as he went to take it. When I finally gave in and let him have the money, his body language (slouched, obviously to show off his body) told me he was upset. Our fingers touched as he gave me change, and I felt a spark of electricity. He scurried out the back under the guise of preparing my order but I could tell it was to hide his arousal.

Should I have gotten his number? He obviously wanted me.

Best.

[Riproot]

my brother has started saying "ily a trilly" to me

WHAT DOES IT MEAN AND WHAT IS A TRILLY

i feel old

I don't know but he sounds like a cool kid.

[kfnmpah]

ily (i love you) a trilly (a trillion (heaps))

[horny unicorn]

I don't know but he sounds like a cool kid.

lol
but he thinks he is
he's also a massive 12 year old hipster wanker with a hitler youth hairdo [and it's making me feel ill (yay radiohead)] who hates westies

ily (i love you) a trilly (a trillion (heaps))

genius

[Riproot]

lol
but he thinks he is
he's also a massive 12 year old hipster wanker with a hitler youth hairdo [and it's making me feel ill (yay radiohead)] who hates westies

is he hot?

[Ivorytw]

Sorry riproot, he hates westies.

[sinophile]

Can I get a dramatic reading?

[townie]

Can I get a dramatic reading?

Oh god, say it isn't so

[Azure]

Can I get a dramatic reading?

[Shadowdude]

you guys didn't realise he was back before?

[Rixon]

cult of personality the idiot

[teabag]

sorry i only read incestuous literotica

[Shadowdude]

so i asked a girl out today


went better than expected.

A LOT better than expected