Search results

millions? i thought it'd have been in the billions, personally.

hi!

not if your name is ashton

what lol

i've probably already answered the thread question, but anyway... excessive use of make up gross orange fake tans smoking/drug use the apparent need to get ridiculously, out-of-control, throwing up in the gutter drunk every single weekend (and let everyone know about it) obesity shit...

don't think i'd ever do it, like... it seems like it'd be awkward as fuck, and it can't be that hard to wait a few hours right?

Re: favourite drinks beer generally just 'cause there's more of it and i'm like perpetually thirsty.... plus it tastes pretty great and is refreshing as fuck on a hot day um... amaretto and coke jd and coke cc and lemonade malibu and coke/pineapple/sprite non shit white wine that's about...

in fact i think at least like... 80% of people who go out drinking (on the gc at least) act like absolute fuckheads and just give me the hardcore shits okay, shutting up now lol

also used to get asked by dudes for ABC shots allllll the time where i used to work and i took great pleasure in being like "lol no" then they'd be like "ohh... well gimme the strongest shit ya got" and you'd basically expect them to start beating their chests or some shit like they were so...

lol where the hell did you work? a black russian is about two parts vodka to one part kahlua on ice and optionally topped up with coke mmm so good, although i prefer equal parts of vodka and kahlua with coke for awesome caffiene overload

hmm well i'm going to have to try this if it's as good as everyone seems to be saying i don't see how it could be much better than the grand angus though, that shit is delicious as fuck. get it with no sauce and put nandos peri peri sauce on instead, so fucking good :cook:

ohh, do me yoyo master! i want you to do me 'cause you're the yo-yo guy

um... not really hey lol

why is that?

wrong

i hate all you cunts who don't have to shave every day :(

...really? :eek:

no it isn't.

fuck, tell me about it!

starbucks usually 'cause it's delicious first avenue is awesome, definitely best coffee going however there aren't many of them maccas coffee is pretty fucking decent and super convenient local coffee places can sometimes make a decent coffee/whatever but i find it hard to trust a lot of them...