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  1. sam04u

    sex vs oral sex

    Yeah, but where do people draw the line? I mean if your partner found the idea of you licking a toilet bowl (which was recently cleaned) pleasurable would you do it? If not why?
  2. sam04u

    sex vs oral sex

    Some of the aforementioned nasty bodily fluids are excreted during oral sex. So it will always be present. Would you lick the inside of a toilet bowl after it had been cleaned?
  3. sam04u

    Earrings are stupid and they look ugly

    No. Nobody stabbed me with an earring. Had I been stabbed with an earring though would that somehow make my contentions any less valid?
  4. sam04u

    Fun With CONDOMS!!

    Allah does not approve of the use of condoms. Sex should only be in the missionary position, with two consenting partners, in a marital bond, with the objective being procreation.
  5. sam04u

    Earrings are stupid and they look ugly

    I'm the nutcase? how am I the nutcase? I'm not the one mutilating my body and then dangling pieces of metal from my unhealed flesh. If you have earrings then you're the nutcase.
  6. sam04u

    Earrings are stupid and they look ugly

    Which imbecile came up with the idea of stabbing their earlobe with a sharp piece of metal and then dangling that piece of metal from their earlobe to make them look more attractive? I personally think they look ugly and show how stupid people really are. I mean if I came up to you now and...
  7. sam04u

    sex vs oral sex

    You are one of the most normal people I have ever encountered on these here internets. Which moron came up with the idea of putting their mouth on another persons genitals knowing that it is where urine and other nasty bodily fluids are excreted?
  8. sam04u

    Subjects that you ace but hate

    ur mom.
  9. sam04u

    sex vs oral sex

    What's the difference between a girl's mouth and a girl's vagina? There is none! I want my penis to be inside both of those things.
  10. sam04u

    French President Sarkozy says burqas are 'not welcome' in France

    The problem with Pervez Musharraf was he was not worthy of the name leader. He ran a military junta and not a government and because of that he aided in the radical Islamic element which built up in the outskirts of Pakistan. The problem was elevated with the U.S funding which worsened the...
  11. sam04u

    French President Sarkozy says burqas are 'not welcome' in France

    The people of Pakistan need to firstly rid themselves of the radical Islamic elements which exist in the outskirts of their country. Secondly they need to find selfless leaders with the countries interests at heart, leaders which do not have any agendas of self-enrichment or power, and will...
  12. sam04u

    French President Sarkozy says burqas are 'not welcome' in France

    Are you too stupid to see the correlation? It's not that the leaders are "fucked up up and useless" because the country is fucked up and useless. The country is fucked up and useless because the leaders are fucked up and useless.
  13. sam04u

    Most Embarrasing Artist On Your Ipod

    This is why I win/lose this thread. X6_RZhh44NY
  14. sam04u

    Michael Jackson Dead

    I think the problem we have is the unwarranted interest people have for celebrities private lives. I believe it causes them to go further underground and eventually mutate into a caricature we can point at and ridicule. Basically they're pushed into being more and more different to a point...
  15. sam04u

    Michael Jackson Dead

    You know for a fact he was a pedophile? He wouldn't have buggered you would he? Otherwise, step the fuck back and honour the passing of a legend with which your pitiful existence will never match.
  16. sam04u

    www.ihatemyteeth.com

    My old neighbour had teeth like that. Like years and years back. She was always chewing on something that looked like chilli but we figured it couldn't of been chilli. Years later my brother and I figured it could have been tamarind balls but that would have been equally disgusting. She always...
  17. sam04u

    So I like this girl and don't know what to do.

    Talking about another man's penis that's not gay at all.
  18. sam04u

    Anyone play Tekken?

    This man speaks the truth. Tekken also sucks balls.
  19. sam04u

    What are your beleifs regarding personal identity

    It's stupid it should tell us all the variables in order for there to be consistancy with our answers. You can't later add new variables like the concept of a soul which is discovered and reincarnation. It becomes nutso. I picked teletransporter, silicone and death.
  20. sam04u

    So I like this girl and don't know what to do.

    Put yout needs and wants first. Human instinct is there for a reason.
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