Create an Ultimate fucking band!!! (1 Viewer)

Auto Wah

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Ok, if you have the choice of taking any musician in the world, (dead or alive) and form them into one band that's just musically orgasmic. Who will them be???
Please also list what instrument the musicians play.

example:

vocal - Tom Araya
lead guitar - Yngwie Malmsteen
rhymic guitar - Joe Satriani
drum - some guy from Mars Volta
 

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Vocals/Guitar - Justin Hawkins (The Darkness), Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters)
(Female Vocals) - Hope Sandoval (Mazzy Star)
Guitar - Daniel Johns (The Dissociatives) or/and Chris Cheney (The Living End)
Bass - Michael "Flea" Balzary (RHCP)
Drums - Taylor Hawkins (Foo Fighters)

and then to spice things up you can get paul oakenfield to dj it up.
 
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vocals - jeff buckley or matt bellamy from muse
lead guitar - chris cheney from the living end (if he could handle more emo than rockabilly :))
keyboards - ben folds
bass - flea from rhcp
drums - travis barker (wasted in blink 182) or matt chamberlain (not currently in a band, used to session for fiona apple, FUCKING AMAZING MUSICIAN)

lyrics - conor oberst (bright eyes) or jeff
 
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anything with dave grohl. actually lets also have josh homme. and the other scouts from qotsa.
 

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the artfag bigband

diamanda galas on vocals
john fahey on acoustic guitar
keiji haino from fushitsusha on electric guitar
dr. know from bad brains on electric guitar
charles mingus on bass
han bennink on drums
peter brotzmann, coltrane and john zorn on saxophone
sun ra on piano
merzbow on analogue synths and tapes
ryoji ikeda on electronics

edit:
and also

eric dolphy on clarinet
jj johnson on trombone
dizzy gillespie on trumpet
s.k. thoth on violin

god, that'd sound horrible.
 
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artfag said:
the artfag bigband

diamanda galas on vocals
john fahey on acoustic guitar
keiji haino on electric guitar
dr. know from bad brains on electric guitar
charles mingus on bass
han bennink on drums
peter brotzmann, coltrane and john zorn on saxophone
sun ra on piano
merzbow on analogue synths and tapes
ryoji ikeda on electronics


god, that'd sound horrible.

you have an orchestra there, mind if you also mention which bands are those people from or indicate if they're solo artists
 

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ok, id probly have like thom yorke and jeff buckley harmonising on vocals, kurt cobain writing the songs, dave grohl on drums, chris cheney and jimmy page on guitar, nicolai fraiture on bass and then like matt bellamy on piano.
 

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joegreen said:
ok, id probly have like thom yorke and jeff buckley harmonising on vocals, kurt cobain writing the songs, dave grohl on drums, chris cheney and jimmy page on guitar, nicolai fraiture on bass and then like matt bellamy on piano.
ooooh nice. i like you.
 

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Auto Wah said:
you have an orchestra there, mind if you also mention which bands are those people from or indicate if they're solo artists
they're all solo. except for dr. know
oh, and keiji haino who is in Fushitsusha, and Vajra
 

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reading your previous posts artfag, you sure know a lot of bands/artists...

EDIT* do you specialise in knowing any particular bands/artists? who are they?
 

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vocals/effects - mike patton
rhytym guitar/back up vocals - james hetfield
lead guitar/back up vocals - dave gilmour
bass - les claypool
drums - john bonham

i think i got something from everywhere there
 

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very... can u imagine a tommy the cat brand bass solo, followed up by a moby dick like drum solo, and then a comfortably numb quality guitar solo, while mike patton screams and hetfield does his thing... ITD BE COOL!
 

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mmm
where do we start

bass guitar- mat freeman (rancid,operation ivy)
rhythm guitar- joe banks (avail)
rhythm guitar- mark "kid" orrell (dropkick murphys)
rhythm guitar- tim armstrong (rancid,operation ivy,the transplants)
lead guitar- chris cheney (the living end)
drums- michael mcdermott (bouncing souls)
piano accordion- mat hensley (flogging molly)
bagpipes- who else>>>> spicy mchaggis (dropkick murphys)
tinwhistle and vocals- shane macgowan (the pogues)
trumpet & comedic voices- el hefe (nofx)
saxophone- david hillyard (the slackers)
trombone- brodie johnson (voodoo glow skulls)
keyboards- jerry dammers (the specials)
vocals- neville staple (the specials)
vocals- dave king (flogging molly)
vocals- denis lxyzen (refused,the (international) noise conspiracy)
vocals- joe strummer (the clash,joe strummer and the mescaleros)
vocals- ken casey (dropkick murphys)
mandolin- tim brennan (dropkick murphys)
violin- bridget reagan (flogging molly)

ok maybe that is overkill for punk rock, but tell me that wouldnt be cool
 

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Vocals - robert plant
guitar - jimmy page
bass - john paul jones
drums - john bohnam

oh wait thats zeppelin

oh well they are THE best fucking band ever. why would u want anything else
 
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Vocals - Davey Havok (AFI)
Lead Guitar - Synyster Gates (Avenged Sevenfold)
Rythem Guitar/Backup Vocals - James Hetfield (Metallica)
Bass - Matt Freeman (Rancid)
Drums - Josh Freese (The Vandals)
 
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joegreen said:
ok, id probly have like thom yorke and jeff buckley harmonising on vocals, kurt cobain writing the songs, dave grohl on drums, chris cheney and jimmy page on guitar, nicolai fraiture on bass and then like matt bellamy on piano.
totally hot. i'd be matt bellamy's annoying girlfriend who hangs around the band inspiring all of the hate songs. ;)
 

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Vocals/Guitar - Jim Adkins(Jimmy Eat Wordl)/Ben Nielson(Ex-The Miles)/Andrew K(Anti Skeptic)
Drums - Travis Barker (Blink and misc other...) And/or John Bonnam
Bass - Matt Tenikov (Ex-The Miles, Sydney session muso)
Guitar - Matt Teason (Relient K)/Mikey Chislett (Ex-Able)
Keys - matt bellamy(Muse - give him a mic too!) and Chris Harley (He's from the country, and composes musicals and classical stuff; what more could you want!)...
Harp/Vocals - Joanna Newsun
Percussion - Marty I'Anson (currently doing session drum work for Hipwell)

Some of the more creative rockers in the world right now - that, and I wouldn't want to disturb the brilliance of Radiohead or The Mars Volta...
 
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Drums - Josh Freese - Vandals, APC etc.
Bass - Matt Freeman - Rancid, Op Icy etc.
Rhythm - Tim Armstrong - Rancid, Op Ivy etc.
Lead - Mr Brett - Bad religion
Vocals - Billie Joe - Greenday
Lyrics - Jesse - Op Ivy, Common Rider and Fat Mike - NOFX

It has 4 songwriters, i can imagine writing songs would be a bitch

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Trumpet - Mad Caddies guy
Boner - VooDoo glow skulls guy
Sax - Al - Area 7
Drums - Royal Crown Revue guy
Bass - Joe Gittleman - Bosstones
Guitar - Aaron Barret - Reel Big Fish
Vocals - Suggs - Madness and Brad Nowell - Sublime
 

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