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Most awkward question you've asked a teacher? (1 Viewer)

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What's your favourite position?

Asked this of my Year 12 Physics teacher.
 

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"what was your ATAR? or the number that was equivalent to it?"
I asked all my teachers this.
When my year 9 geography/history teacher told me he got 72ish I laughed in his face and said "no, but seriously?" and he assured he was serious.
I was young and didn't realise!

I was really surprised when my art teacher told me she got the equivalent of 90 (was probs lying).
 

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I asked my Economics teacher and she said she got the "equivalent of 99.95" back when she did the HSC, whatever it was called back then. I wasn't sure what to think, because she's a serious person and I don't think she was joking at all.
 

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Not so much awkward as funny in PDHPE, sex ed component in year 9:

Teacher: "Just in case any of you plan on getting up to anything, I am informing you that the legal age of consent is 16"
My Friend: "Is that all the time? I heard it was 14 as long as you have a parent or guardian present"
 

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How old are you miss?


It was so inappropriate at the time...
i thought it wasn't.. oh well.. i can just assume I suppose -__-


OHOHOHOH to top that.
I think I was in year 7 or something. And I asked a male teacher (who was apparently the most attractive male teacher in the school)...

'Are you married?'

And he just blushed.....
*awkward fishy*
 
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'have u smoked weed ?', she said yes, then we had a discussion on marijuana and at the end of it she was like 'but u shouldnt do it'

there was also an underlying tone of how good it was throughout the discussion
 

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Well, I have asked my English teacher in year 8 'What's an orgy' and she said 'look it up'.... So embarassing-the whole class was ROFL (literally)

And my music teacher always says dirty stuff unknowningly -I remember once shewas like "You swirl your mouth around it, and then stroke it up and down upand down'- That was awkward!! O.O - She's kinda crazy!!!!
 

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a friend also told one of teachers that she looked sexy (she did) and she smiled and laughed it off
 

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"Can you please put your doodle away, it's inappropriate."
 

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also there was this one time in religion where the teacher asked what priests do when they go to seminars and i said they went there to learn how to molest children


then i got sent to the religion coordinator and she was like priests molesting ppl is not a joke and that few of her friends got molested by priests when she was younger.

that was really awkward
 

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What's your favourite position?

Asked this of my Year 12 Physics teacher.
hahahaha Presto? what did he say??

actually, changing my answer.
I asked this same teacher something along the lines of "Sir, when your kids walk into school (they're in primary school and catch the bus to our highschool to be picked up) all the girls in our year are like 'awww they're so cute i want one'. do you take your kids shopping to pick up chicks?"
his reply was "well, those girls are underage and i'm a teacher so yeah not really"
haha best lesson
 

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In physics.
Not me but a friend.
"Yo miss i heard you like to play games."
"The only games i play is with my husband,in bed, with a xbox control."
 

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^So many people have called their teacher mummy. Haha.

Uhm, I would probably want to ask "Are you even qualified..?"
I ask my Maths teacher that all the time. She just replies "I went to Sydney University...", she never says "Yes".
 

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In Year 8, one one of the guys in my PDHPE classes asked "Miss, do you want to have sex with me?". I don't think I saw that student for very very long time after that. BTW it was a boys highschool.
 

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pdh in like year 9 or so when u do the sex education has a few awkward questions.

then there was the time my friend asked our IT teacher if he was gay
 

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I haven't myself, but I do know of someone who asked our french teacher what a dildo was...
She actually explained it to them.
 

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"Sir, what's a foreskin?" (Teacher's name was Forbath)

"Isn't that a dildo?"
"No, it's a fake rubber penis."

"Is your fly open?"
 

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