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If you're lucky you might get to pick up a qt waifu

You could always sleep with her friends.

>HSC 2013 >Not manipulating ADHD'tards into giving you ritalin >Not studying with ritalin >shiggy diggy

make sure to wear your mouthguard so you can protect your teeth in the brawls.

Are you 12?

Implying this won't be me.

Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her " Apple or GTFO" (cuz she was already showing t*ts). She chooses the former and then her and her f*ck buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being...

OP and his friends with Schapelle Corby.

It's an intricate procedure involving the delicate use of both the razor blade and the scissors.

what the hell am I reading?

>December 22nd 2013 >At home >Turn on the news >"8 Australian boys on a schoolies trip to Bali have been detained for the alleged possession of a large amount of drugs" >mfw

Only studied a little bit of shit, cause I was too lazy, every single bit I studied was in the test. #blessed #praiseethelooord

/b/ um nah bro. 4chan. /b/ Is just a board on 4chan. That's like me telling you your post style comes from the schoolies forum on this site. My home board on 4chan is /fit/ and the whole site is in that format.

I hope you're not talking about your mother.

Teenage boys in western culture yeah. Either insecure, or can't get none, or level 90 paladin, or euphoric, or maximum autist. >any year >passing up opportunities to go balls deep >ISHYGDDT