Australias Next Top Model (1 Viewer)

[katie_tully]

I'm disappointed. After watching the American version (which was so much better), I find myself wondering... What does it take to become the next top model?
For one, I didn't find any of these girls striking. Infact, the prettiest girl on there was the first to go (Naomi). She also had the best attitude. Instead, what we're stuck with is a mixture of talentless bitches.
Here's my mini profile of the models.

Sam
I like Sam, only because I saw her argument with Gemma ad thought, damn she's got zing. She's also not bad looking, and doesn't seem to get pissed off over nothing.

Allana
Why the hell is she still on. She's a bitch. Her hair sucks. She isn't a models backside. She doesn't shut the hell up.

Zoe
Zoe is like Sam I guess. To a degree she's quiet, and at times striking.

Gemma
Doesn't shut up. Isn't pretty. Lacks in all departments.

Simmone
I really liked Simmone until I saw the episode where she chucked a hissy fit because Gemma didn't pick her.
Gemma - "Oh.. um.. Shannon, because she was trying hard too"
Simmone - "Oh what? And I wasn't?"
Gemma - "I didn't say that..."
Simmone proceeds to burst into tears.

Chloe
Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Shannon
I really like Shannon. She's pretty, and is definately unconventional model material. She doesn't seem to have hissy fits over nothing like some of the girls, and doesn't take sass from Allana.

All in all, I hope Sam, Shannon or Simmone win.

 

[OZGIRL86]

I was watching the American one the other morning on foxtel,it was quite good.

 

[katie_tully]

The American one is really good...
The other thing I don't like is Erika Heynatz. Who the hell has heard of her before now?

 

[OZGIRL86]

haha yeh she was in that show the hothouse-a aussie reality show.
I havn't seen all of the American one yet, the last time I watched it was when they were getting their makeovers.

 

[katie_tully]

I like them because it gives you an insiders look at the industry, and just how really stupid the whole thing is.
The make up artists are petty, the stylists are, the photographers, the bitch fights... the whole "look".
Models are constantly trying to defend themselves, saying theyre intelligent, etc, but this just proves what we've known all along.

 

[absolution*]

I hate both these shows American and Australian. Who gives a fuck who Australia's next top model will be... they're all dumb bitches and i'd rather watch a porno which is at least somewhat funny and art house.

Fucking w0rd.

 

[dogbacon]

I like Zoe the best, she's stunning. Sam and Simmone are good too though Simmone's a bit bogan. HA. Sam seems to be one of the only positive ones the rest are always whinging about something.

Allana is brilliant tv, obviously there for the drama only

Atong was growing on me.

Gemma's a princess.

Chloe looks like she's having an alergic reaction to something. Ew.

Shannon is KLASS! She's hilarious and is probably being set up to win.

The lesbian shoot was pretty lame (Zoe and Simmone were HOT tho). Shannon starting crying because she was matched up with Allana and I can't blame her HAHAHA

 

[Beckiki_S]

zoe pashed nick leary, the lucky bitch.

 

[ur_inner_child]

america's next top model was great.

i seriously couldn't decide between ya-ya and eva (i even remember their names)

god those two looked beautiful, in different ways. Good show.

I don't enjoy Australia's version at all....

 

[katie_tully]

thank fark allana left

 

[Beckiki_S]

see because i never watched Americas next top model i really like the australian version... but i guess to those who did watch it it would be like survivor compared to Australian survivor. Yuck.

 

[Beckiki_S]

thank fark allana left

If i knew i wasn't going to win and everyone in the house hated me id leave too.

 

[Hippy La-Laa]

They're all fugly except for Zoe.

Makes for good entertainment though.