basically
chuck gets company , jack takes it, lilly helps, jack rapes lilly, chuck saves her
dan and serena, introduced new teacher, rachael.
Serena turns down yale, blair gets her place, dan gets sad.
Blairs chances in yale lower, rachael gets invited to a closed restaurant, tells headmistress.
Blair seaks revenge, catches dan and rachael at a dinner thing, dan feels a bit too into rachael, gets gossip girl'd.
dan and rachael deny wat happens, but serena and dan realise that it just isnt working,, for the fhking 4th or sumthing time.
Dan goes to rachael apartment. Sexy time.
chuck story -> wakes up in a hotel and doesnt remember what happens.
Wakes up and feels horny for unknown girl that gives him a address. He gets drugged or sumthing and doesnt remember what happened too clearly
Calls the girl, but she is a nanny for a family, family says the girl was at greenwich all day.
The girl (named elle) comes to New york, and informs that bart bass was in some sort of hardcore orgy thing with wall st and whitehouse people. She goes missing.
Chuck is still horny for her, as he states "most beautiful girl hes ever seen"
meanwhile nate and vanessa are smiling and laughing