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Ok today my girlsfriends and I were having a usual sex talk in a boring lesson and we were trying to devise ways to assist guys have as good of an org@sm as the girls...

Its a petty blunt question I know but I thought who better to ask then guys themselves... also.. what are your ideas on girls going down sound on you? any secrets they should know??? We like to please as well believe it or not lol :)

You'll help many by answering this.. and girls if u hav any secrets to pass on.. don't hesitate.
 

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make me more manly by allowing me to be on top

EDIT: Plus, the surface on which sexual intercourse is to be peformed must have minimal friction for minimal energy loss.
Additionally, when I project my semen into your mouth you must estimate the velocity (both horizontal & vertical), time of flight and maximum range.

Please take into account g = - 9.8ms-2 unless we're fucking at Mt Everest.
 
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Oh k nah that's cool its an open forum.. we want to here yor opinions.. if you have a better idea tell us
lol this could be your girlfriend reading this trying to get ideas for you....

there are about 4 girls here tongiht checkin in to see what you guys say..
 

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balin.kid said:
Oh k nah that's cool its an open forum.. we want to here yor opinions.. if you have a better idea tell us
lol this could be your girlfriend reading this trying to get ideas for you....

there are about 4 girls here tongiht checkin in to see what you guys say..
And may I ask:

What is the probability that they will have sexual intercourse with the next guy they see
 

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Partisan said:
make me more manly by allowing me to be on top

EDIT: Plus, the surface on which sexual intercourse is to be peformed must have minimal friction for minimal energy loss.
Additionally, when I project my semen into your mouth you must estimate the velocity (both horizontal & vertical), time of flight and maximum range.

Please take into account g = - 9.8ms-2 unless we're fucking at Mt Everest.
thats fken HI-lerious

just be in control....thats it
 

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It's not hard, you spread your legs then squeel a whole lot, tell him he's the best ever.
 

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I must have been too involved into Mathematical and Physical variables.
Here's a new sexual scientific experiment with the template.

AIM: To find out whether having sexual intercourse with both partners fully clothes is better than having sexual intercourse without clothes.

METHOD:

DIAGRAM: (Draw the persons, don't call them apparatus)

RESULTS: (Rating will do)

CONCLUSION:

To increase the reliability, repeat the experiment multiple times.
You'll gain the benefit of extended pleasure over time.

You may like to vary the clothing or keep it constant.
 

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blowjob:

no teeth, or as little as possible. as wet as possible. slurp slurp slurp.

also sucking/playing with the balls doesn't really like do much. don't bother. unless you want to, it doesnt feel like amazingly awesome or anything.
 

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Properly is don't give handjobs. Girls are shit at it, just suck.
 

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handjobs are boring anyway. unless you do it in a sexy way :eek:

but if you give one dont get full carried away and rip the guys dick off, girls can go too fast because they don't feel it. and the guys usually a fag and doesnt say 'uh slow the fuck down bitch'
 

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We can understand that..
girls get bored anyways and for most guys it does really recieve that good of an orgasm anyway coz u do it so often yoursleves.. thats why we r on the search for more inventive and affective ways..
Whats meant by a sexier way?
 

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hiphophooray123 said:
also sucking/playing with the balls doesn't really like do much. don't bother. unless you want to, it doesnt feel like amazingly awesome or anything.
whoa, really? I was told guys kind of liked that. :confused:
 

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I AM WIN said:
whoa, really? I was told guys kind of liked that. :confused:
Oh, I love it. It isn't as stimulating, but it's very nice and relaxing. For some reason my ex used to love playing with my balls :S
 

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lol, how fucking funny would it be if balin.kid was actually a fag asking all these questions :rofl:
 

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poWerdrY said:
lol, how fucking funny would it be if balin.kid was actually a fag asking all these questions :rofl:
Lol, it already crossed my mind.
 

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