I have a room available if anyone is interested (1 Viewer)

[Cyph]

oh shut up, its not *my* fault I had to dress in head-to-toe black and couldn't find a respectable black top!!!

Why don't you go and apply at Fannys?

I'm sure they'll take to you more kindly than the ex-services club... in fact, I'm sure they'll welcome you there!

 

[hipsta_jess]

its not *my* fault I have boobs, and so what if I use them to my advantage from time to time?

and the Fannys uniform...too much leg, not enough boobs for my liking

 

[seeka]

lol poor jess is copping it from all sides

 

[Cyph]

why don't you just tell the whole forum you have D cup boobs?

Wait, it's okay, I'll do it.

 

[hipsta_jess]

my philosophy is if you have it, flaunt it, and I certainly have 'it', so of course it will be flaunted!

 

[seeka]

hell yeh jess im with ya on that one,,,,, sadly though,,,, i aint got much to flaunt,,, (talking in general not just boobs)

 

[Cyph]

I don't know about that,,,, there is your room afterall!

 

[seeka]

lol hehehe i spose i have my room,,,,, but no one really is available,,, people ask questions and for free tours,,, but i havent got a real interested tenant yet hehe

 

[hipsta_jess]

Emma, I think you should know...he isn't interested in the spare room, but rather, *your* room...preferably with you naked in the bed.

 

[Cyph]

I could be... I don't know

 

[Cyph]

Emma, I think you should know...he isn't interested in the spare room, but rather, *your* room

What would you know? I thought you said I wanted you?

haha, nice try! Edit your post after you JUST posted before me.. I caught you anyway

 

[seeka]

lol i very much doubt it if he met me he would probably go running in the opposite direction,, actually no,,, he would probably be realy nice and polite,,,, then later run
besides i have walls up in my room,,, not many can get in,,, didnt you read the ad? there are locks on all the doors

meanwhile,,,,, next subject to save me from immense embarassment

 

[Cyph]

Emma sounds like a nice and humble girl, unlike you Jess. Perhaps I would go for her afterall!

 

[seeka]

hey thats not fair i missed the unedited uncut version!

 

[hipsta_jess]

haha, my edit was coz of I left out half of what I was thinking (consequence of posting and pm-ing at the same time)

so, emma, its ok to embarrass me, but not you?!

 

[seeka]

just cos i dont rake in the guy asking for oral sex using bottles!!!
lol j/k jess

 

[Cyph]

that's right...

Jess is like the fat kid with glasses that you and everyone else always picked on in kindergarten

 

[Cyph]

just cos i dont rake in the guy asking for oral sex using bottles!!!
lol j/k jess

LOL!

You're my new best friend

 

[seeka]

haha, my edit was coz of I left out half of what I was thinking (consequence of posting and pm-ing at the same time)

so, emma, its ok to embarrass me, but not you?!

damn,,,, she got me there on fairness,,,, crap!

 

[hipsta_jess]

just cos i dont rake in the guy asking for oral sex using bottles!!!
lol j/k jess

hey, *he* came upto *me* and sucked off his bottle, I had nothing to do with it!!

*and* that night, there was 4 guys had a go at me, and none of them got *any*where, I think that makes me a 'nice' girl