Make your own pick-up lines! (1 Viewer)

[mitchy_boy]

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[vannilla_latte]

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

 

[Shadowdude]

"I'm 10. That's not my age, by the way. Hint hint hint wink wink wink"

That's in the same vein as, "Twilight is for girls 9 to 18. That's IQ, not age - by the way".

 

[vannilla_latte]

Which one of you gals wants to come home with me and cook dinner? (this one reminded me of shane)

 

[slyhunter]

If you've seen this episode of HIMYM, you'll know that's not true.

+1

 

[Azure]

and in conclusion nobody should use any pick up line if they are genuinely serious about getting a girl

 

[Absolutezero]

"I'm 10. That's not my age, by the way. Hint hint hint wink wink wink"

Although if your using the metric system, you may not want to go around bragging about this.

 

[MysteryGenius]

and in conclusion nobody should use any pick up line if they are genuinely serious about getting a girl

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[Shadowdude]

Although if your using the metric system, you may not want to go around bragging about this.

I was told that the official unit of measuring... those things was inches. It was on another internet forum <_<

 

[Studentleader]

I was told that the official unit of measuring... those things was inches. It was on another internet forum <_<

maybe not best for you

 

[Shadowdude]

I don't get to what you are referring to...?

 

[Super King]

Please go out with me, you're all I have.

 

[vannilla_latte]

i may not be the prettiest person here, but im the only one that came up to you.

 

[zombie omie jay]

Which one of you gals wants to come home with me and cook dinner? (this one reminded me of shane)

wat

 

[TheTutorBot]

If you happen to be at a swimming pool,

Hi, I'm pretty good at breaststroke, want me to show you?

 

[mitchy_boy]

my rape dungeon has carpet.

wonna see? ^^

 

[Studentleader]

for a,b in R s.t. a < b there exists an epislon and delta in Q s.t. suck my dick

 

[epicFAILx]

it's supposed to read "i want to root you"

Hahahhaha, thats epic!

 

[Mature Lamb]

you dtf?

 

[ohexploitable]