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The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

dizon

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Fuck you dickhead. stealing my STD one. :(
 
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silverstream

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:apig: Boys, listen!!! You know better than to use:apig: :apig:cuss words!:apig:
:pain:
 

Gilbert1

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Not-That-Bright said:
From this statement alone my powers of deduction tell me that you definately didn't.
Your powers amaze me. What else can you work out about me?
 

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>Baby, i'm like a Rubix-cube, the more you play with me the harder i get.

>It doesn't help that I'm a necrophile and you're drop-dead gorgeous. (sadly that one is original... man i'm a sicko :worried:)


[SIZE=-1]~: Would you have :eek: for a billion dollars
#: uh... yeah -
~: What about $1?
#: What kind of person do you take me for?
~: We've already established what type of person you are, now we're just working on the price.[/SIZE]
 

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Wow, I'm splitting, I'm splitting...
Hmm. Worst pickup line I ever heard is a split between
"I love the shape of your lips. You must be one world-class headjob"
and
"I wanna snort cocaine off your pussy"

...

Damn. I should really get a job in a more civilised area
 

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I recently made a friend who told me the story of how she dumped her first boyfriend. Apparently they were at school at the time when he made the comment:

"I'm feeling a bit fruity today. I think we should go on a date so we can get rid of that cherry."

She told me that these days he's the perfect gentleman, but still flinches when she talks to him.
 

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silverstream said:
:apig: Boys, listen!!! You know better than to use:apig: :apig:cuss words!:apig:
:pain:
Can you stop being shit?
 

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i have two :eek: .. they make me laugh... :p

1. If you were my sister, incest would be hot! :p


2. My dick just died... Can i bury it in your arse?
 
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Testpilot

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One for the maths nerds.

Let f(x)= you and g(x)=me. Find the first derivative.

Not mathematically correct though, but the gist is there.

goosiegoo said:
Oh.. oh.. and...

'If you were sine squared theta.. i'd be cosine squared theta.. because together... they make one.'
I heard that one before.
 
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sthcross.dude

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bruiny said:
lol to all my friend went around Hornsby Shopping centre using random pick up lines

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-VF2y7X_I

also "hey youve got to be a pokermon trainer cause ur making my penis use harden"
That was pretty funny. You could tell it was all actually real. I think his problem was that after the pick up lines his conversation was shit. Questions like what are u doing for christmas? are not going to get u anywhere. If he made them laugh and was a bit charming he may have got sum numbers. Still, good effort.
 

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vulgarfraction said:
:confused: I'm a maths nerd. Still don't get it.
eg. (sin30) ^2 + (cos30) ^ 2 = 1
(sin 87) ^2 + (cos 87) ^2 = 1
etc.

From the Pythagorian identity is derived:
sin^2 y + cos^2 y = 1 (y = theta)

most humorous
 
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vulgarfraction said:
:confused: I'm a maths nerd. Still don't get it.
You won't until you've done parametric differentiation in 4U maths. Also i said its not quite mathematically correct, but you'll get the drift.
 

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