What is the function of flirting? (1 Viewer)

[Chronicole]

Just always wondered. I hear stories of people flirting all the time but what exactly are the specific actions of a flirt that makes them 'flirting'?
And what is the function of it? I don't get it. I'm confused...

 

[Shadowdude]

Umm, flirting gets you laid. That's the short of it.

 

[b00m]

oh hai hello dere :3 i fink ur really cute and all

but WHERE ARE THE FKKNG TITS?!?!

 

[MysteryGenius]

function of flirting

lol

 

[Chronicole]

What's so funny?

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

I think you're cute


Wanna make out or???

 

[b00m]

function of flirting

lol

its gotten so complicated it now needs mathematical formulae

 

[Chronicole]

Fine.. Let me rephrase. What is the purpose of flirting? And how is it done?

 

[Dr_Fresh]

how do u flirt?

 

[Shadowdude]

Fine.. Let me rephrase. What is the purpose of flirting? And how is it done?

1. It's to get laid or find a partner. Duh.
2. Are you a boy or girl?

 

[Chronicole]

A girl?

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

its gotten so complicated it now needs mathematical formulae

Let flirting be the function f(x)

When one differentiates the function f(x) to get f'(x), it is noted that one gets closer to the tangent to her curves.
On the other hand, when one integrates the function, one hopes to be the integral, so one could be the space under her curves.

This is the function of flirting.

 

[Chronicole]

I don't know how to. Don't even know what it is.

 

[b00m]

Let flirting be the function f(x)

When one differentiates the function f(x) to get f'(x), it is noted that one gets closer to the tangent to her curves.
On the other hand, when one integrates the function, one is able to integrate her expressions

Let me be your derivative so i can lie tangent to your curves

 

[Shadowdude]

A girl?

So you're a girl. That's easy. You just act really slutty and that's basically flirting for you.

There's more advanced types, but... if you want the easy way out - just act slutty.

 

[Chronicole]

How do you act slutty? Dress scantily? Or something else?

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

Let me be your derivative so i can lie tangent to your curves

Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

EDIT: OH SHIT. I thought you were MG. Ugh. hahhaha

 

[MysteryGenius]

So you're a girl. That's easy. You just act really slutty and that's basically flirting for you.

There's more advanced types, but... if you want the easy way out - just act slutty.

what

girls don't have to act slutty to flirt lol

 

[Shadowdude]

what

girls don't have to act slutty to flirt lol

Yeah, but as I said - if she wants the more 'advanced' (and proper) ways, well... that'll take explaining.

 

[MysteryGenius]

just watch a bunch of corny ass movies