You people need your head checked (1 Viewer)

[Jake_434]

I'm sick of reading people writting "Oh don't worry that you're not attractive.. Your personality will get you sex." Has anyone ever stopped and thought "Hey, this person must be a real twat not to be able to get any. They must be about as fun as steamed onions"? No. I dont think you have. Well they are.

 

[Frigid]

sorry but was that a question, proposition, opinion or whimsical thought?

all i read was "sex... steamed onions".

 

[GSTARRAW]

As i said last time... go to sleep wanker.

 

[Collin]

Hey Jakey baby.

 

[mmm_sofay]

i once had sex in a bath full of steamed onions

 

[Frigid]

i once had sex in a bath full of steamed onions

do elaborate for us dear.

 

[Jake_434]

As i said last time... go to sleep wanker.

You did? Well last time I said your mother likes cock in her ears. Now go fuck yourself, or some steamed onions.

Heeeello JKD :uhhuh: Don't touch me there.

And it was a random thought of mine. I have a lot of them. I think I should post more about them.

 

[Jake_434]

do elaborate for us dear.

She means with. She had sex in a bath full, with steamed onions.

 

[Frigid]

You did? Well last time I said your mother likes cock in her ears. Now go fuck yourself, or some steamed onions.

you know honestly, (random realisation,) i've never actually eaten anything with steamed onions in it before. wtf does steamed onions taste like?

 

[mmm_sofay]

do elaborate for us dear.

well, it was slimy, but good.
we smelt like onions for three days.
so we never had sex in a bath full of onions ever again.
so we lived happily ever after.
till he became a bus driver.

 

[Jake_434]

you know honestly, (random realisation,) i've never actually eaten anything with steamed onions in it before. wtf does steamed onions taste like?

I don't know. I don't think you can even steam onions. The orange glass came to the speakerphone.