russell peters (1 Viewer)

[jemsta]

hey guyz n girlz
jus wondering whether uve seen stand up comedy by russell peters
hes damn funny man!!

 

[MuffinMan]

been there done that

 

[joeylike2hiphop]

lol

fuckin funny shit dude but that was long ago, and if you like russell then watch eddie murphy delirious!!now that fuken funny!! [quote: icecream!!!!!!]

 

[zombie_artfag]

white people, they drive like this

and black people, they drive like this

 

[corro]

yeh, russel peters pretty solid. Prefer chris rock, richard pryor, eddie murphy

 

[mizosoup]

somebody going to get hurt REAL bad...somebody...

 

[funniboi]

lol, !xomble

 

[sunjet]

haha yea he's an absolute champ, everyone at school was going around "be a man" for a few weeks.

btw, its !xobile

 

[mr_speedy]

hahaha yeah hes gold

'be a man! do the right thing'

firty four fifty.....

hahaha

 

[snowblack]

"PAINT"

2 curry guys in a nightclub

"well aren't we just hip, we're really going to get the bitches tonight"

 

[Jago]

"Dad, i love punani"

 

[Supra]

LOL @ above quotes...
im trying to look for more stuff hes done but cant find nething else....

 

[Jago]

They are of the gay, and you are in the entertainment business.

 

[RUB!X]

Russell !!, come and do the dishes ... fuck you dad !!

 

[rnitya_25]

hahaha....'the whole world's mixin man, imagine a kid from ideland and cuba, you get lill ice cubes..' LOL! he's a champ alrite

 

[Jago]

What's your name sir? No not you, the asian guy. You're the black guy.

 

[fantasia]

confucious say.. you go to jail, bad boy!

 

[Benny_]

50cents a lot of money! You save 50 cents here then maybe you go somewhere else you save another 50 cents. Then you have 1 dollar! Then you take your dollar, you go to the dollar store you buy something else!

 

[joeylike2hiphop]

lol

eh!!eh!!your mother is so fat that when she jump for joy, she got stuck!!thank you

 

[rnitya_25]

hahahaha...'russel......you're getting older now, *long look*, and you're not married. what if i bring some nice girls home for you?" "are you out of your mind? my mom wanted to pick my wife! I wouldn't let her pick my clothes!"

lol!