What would b the difference between a $50, $500 and a $5000 prostitute :P? (1 Viewer)

[cxlxoxk]

Your own opinions please lol!

 

[peter2]

lol. Why would you bother with them anyways. I mean there are pussies hovering all of the place these days. Pretty easy to get as well. They all have AIDS and STDs anyways. I reckon that the differences would definately be looks, sexual experience, STDS, time frame and charm. But then again I reckon it is very stupid to obtain a prostitute just for sex.

Lol I always find it very humerous and hilarious how prostitutes advertise in the local papers about the services they provide. I love pranking them sometimes lol and ask them what they offer haha. Just look in the local papers and call some lol. I would rep so hard anyone on BOS that pranks a prostitute and records the convo and posts it up here

 

[Russdog]

a pretty cute asian offered me sex for $60 bucks in a stripclub once.

she probably had stds.

but if she wasn't a prostitute, i'd go her.

 

[SAVAK]

it wont matter if you cant get it up for the whole time period. imagine paying 5K for 1 hour sex and you cum in 5 minutes. LOL what a rip off.

 

[moll.]

The degree to which her parts flap in the wind.

 

[Serius]

$50 is stds, addicted to meth, ugly and will probably mug you.

$500 is attractive, clean and good at what they do.

$5000 is for politicians and other people who need to keep it quiet. Theres no real difference in looks, you can get the hottest porn star to "escort" you for $1k. you are paying for the discreetness

 

[Cookie182]

Hmm maybe a difference in what they will let you do as well?

I'm assuming not all would allow anal, BDSM, watersports...

 

[Pace_T]

it wont matter if you cant get it up for the whole time period. imagine paying 5K for 1 hour sex and you cum in 5 minutes. LOL what a rip off.

if you're paying $5,000 for a hooker it'd be for the entire night...

the difference between a $50 and a $500 hooker is that one is an asian from a local alleyway and the other is not

and no, ive never needed to resort to hookers.

 

[HalcyonSky]

if you're paying $5,000 for a hooker it'd be for the entire night...

the difference between a $50 and a $500 hooker is that one is an asian from a local alleyway and the other is not

and no, ive never needed to resort to hookers.

thanks for clarifying

 

[burger125]

price?

 

[Russdog]

if you're paying $5,000 for a hooker it'd be for the entire night...

yeah, like one that wakes up in your hotel room and orders your breakfast up for you and shit. like in the movies.

 

[johony]

$50: crackwhore
$500: uni student
$5000: part-time supermodel

 

[inter108]

Looks

 

[Riet]

There was an article in FHM about it a few years ago. Basically he said the $2000 hooker made him feel like the greatest man alive and the ultimate sex machine, brilliant at pleasing a woman, etc.

 

[L]

Your own opinions please lol!

have a more fail avatar plz

 

[Russdog]

read my post in cake thread.

$50 will get you a headjob in an alleyway in the cross from a blonde slut that's sort of ok (i didn't do this).



much prefer a private 20 min dance in a club with a fucking amazing italian girl for about the same price. even though you can't touch her, it's still better than sex with an average girl. it's hard to resist kissing her or touching her. best touching you get is her thighs on your thighs while she bounces up and down for a little while, or her stripper heels on each of your shoulders, etc.

 

[PrettyVacant]

Legal citizenship?

 

[boris]

There was an article in FHM about it a few years ago. Basically he said the $2000 hooker made him feel like the greatest man alive and the ultimate sex machine, brilliant at pleasing a woman, etc.

sounds like me eh

 

[boris]

read my post in cake thread.

$50 will get you a headjob in an alleyway in the cross from a blonde slut that's sort of ok (i didn't do this).



much prefer a private 20 min dance in a club with a fucking amazing italian girl for about the same price. even though you can't touch her, it's still better than sex with an average girl. it's hard to resist kissing her or touching her. best touching you get is her thighs on your thighs while she bounces up and down for a little while, or her stripper heels on each of your shoulders, etc.

man u should have touched her ay it would be worth getting kicked out/bashed lol

just like random light touches as she was doing her shit they dont care. lick her tits too lol they like that shit.....probly...

 

[Russdog]

man u should have touched her ay it would be worth getting kicked out/bashed lol

just like random light touches as she was doing her shit they dont care. lick her tits too lol they like that shit.....probly...

i touched her thighs and chest a few times right at the start purely off impulse, but it just made her stop what she was doing, pick my hands up one by one and place them either side of me. i was soo tempted to lick her big soft natural perfect titties as she fondled them with nice smelling moisturizer an inch away from my mouth, but i resisted.