What to do on a first date? (1 Viewer)

[Loneliness is]

I'm going on a first date (again) and im wondering what should i do

the first time her dad kinda died in the hospital so she stood me up but whatever i dont care bout that anyway

so yeah any ideas?

 

[Loneliness is]

i was considering giving her a urine sample as a gift but thats probably out of the picture now that her dad is deceaced

 

[_trickster_]

why not a stool sample? breaks the ice better than urine

 

[Graney]

Cmon m8 u know the answer


A good old fashion date raping

 

[ohexploitable]

 

[La Bomba]

pik her up in ur nissan skyline then hav a romantic night in the bakseat,

 

[Loneliness is]

Cmon m8 u know the answer


A good old fashion date raping

not funny m8

 

[Riet]

continually make reference to her dad's death and then ask her if she wants to do it in an alley

 

[La Bomba]

karma is going to strike you in the ass with an S.T.D

 

[BlueNess]

not funny m8

either is this thread.

 

[_trickster_]

karma here being a slightly used rubber fist

 

[boganxcore]

suck her tits

 

[abbeyroad]

b your l on her ts.

 

[boganxcore]

b your l on her ts.

did this once

second date was certain

 

[abbeyroad]

lol lol pics or it didn't happen

 

[jeshxcore]

go boom chika wow wow

 

[Graney]

not funny m8

m8 shut the fuck up I would destroy you

 

[Kaes]

After a romantic evening at a fancy restaurant like Mcdonalds, go to a clinic and both get checked for STD's and if negative then stop by a formule1 $49 for the night and do the hole-in-one, ride that pony and put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up.

 

[lonely-lass]

karma is going to strike you in the ass with an S.T.D

oh man ....

 

[oddish]

m8 shut the fuck up I would destroy you

m8 u would not destroy me unless you had a gun and shot me in the head from far away or something
in normal fignthing i would domin8 you m8