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69^boi

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pick up line for chicks working in retail

Hi, this receipt is missing something....your number
 

Squishxmishyx

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Oh my fking buuuuuuuuuump!
This fking thread turned me on so much.
You doooo not know how long i laughed for.
I want moar moar mooaaarrrrrrr!!
 

Shadowdude

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Well, we'd have to ask for pics.


Anyway, to make more pick-up lines, here's one I learned from a Chinese person I know:

Chinese guy (to non-Asian girl): "So do you have any Chinese in you?"
Non-Asian Girl: "No!"
Chinese guy: "Want some?"


Dammit, the emoticon won't work...
 
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Well, we'd have to ask for pics.


Anyway, to make more pick-up lines, here's one I learned from a Chinese person I know:

Chinese guy (to non-Asian girl): "So do you have any Chinese in you?"
Non-Asian Girl: "No!"
Chinese guy: "Want some?"


Dammit, the emoticon won't work...
Lol. The emoticon was pretty corny.
 

_trickster_

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someone ALWAYS says that one srsly

Are you Jamacian cos youre Jamacain me crazy ;)
 
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khorne

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yo baby...how come I know the first 100 digits of pi, but not the 8 digits of your phone number
 
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haha this was so entertaining!

heres a few.. (i have so many..)

i may not be luna, but i know how to lovegood.

i've heard sex is a killer, want to die happy?

thats a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it?

why dont you get on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
 

Shadowdude

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This'll work if you're in a fish suit: "I'm just looking for a nice piece of bass".

Maybe.
 

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