Does masturbating make you go blind? (2 Viewers)

jerseyshore

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I got caught by my teacher while doing in during class and she said that if I keep masturbating I can go blind.
 

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It will cause diarrhoea and your balls will fall off.
 

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not unless you've given yourself a facial.. done that thrice.. no good

semen to the eye makes the whole world go blind
 

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If its any consolation it makes your prostate healthier.
 

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the risk of ejaculating on your eyes is an ever present danger men have had to live with for millions of years
 

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Haha, that really did (as OP describes it) happen to someone at the school I went too.
 

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This happened in my class when I was in year 5.

Herp derp.
 

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He got caught. Because he was sitting next to a chick and she noticed the desk vibrating.

Teacher's reaction = priceless
LOL

last yr this kid in my class shows animal porn to everyone and started wanking infront of everyone\

needless to say he is in jail now (gaol for you fuck heads who are engish nazi's)
 

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