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[Dr_Fresh]

this thread spiralling out of control. i like it

 

[Shadowdude]

Prince William & Kate Middleton

Really? Wow...

But I also don't claim to know everything about writing, I'll acknowledge my faults there. But you think you're an expert on dating when you've never been involved in a relationship. Shut the fuck up you fucking virgin.

So giving an opinion on something automatically makes a person an 'expert'. Here's an opinion for you: calling me a virgin? Wow, that's so 2009. I've been called that for two years in a derogatory fashion and it doesn't faze me at all. Get some new material.

asians can't swim

And yet China won more medals than Australia in the recent World Aquatics (i.e. Swimming) Championships...?

 

[Dr_Fresh]

And yet China won more medals than Australia in the recent World Aquatics (i.e. Swimming) Championships...?

i dont think u need to know how to swim to jump off a 10m platform, do a few flips, land in the water and doggy paddle out.

 

[Arcorn]

So giving an opinion on something automatically makes a person an 'expert'. Here's an opinion for you: calling me a virgin? Wow, that's so 2009. I've been called that for two years in a derogatory fashion and it doesn't faze me at all. Get some new material.

No, pretending you're an expert is what you're doing, not giving your opinion fuckface. And you're an 18 year old virgin(it isn't sad for a girl since a lot of them like this waiting shit) but at least most virgins have at least made out with a girl. You haven't, you're a sad pathetic fuck, grow the fuck up and get over yourself. Nobody likes arrogant fucks like yourself.

[Insert rape is great picture here]

 

[MrBrightside]

I would LOL if his girlfriend went on BOS and found her photo on a lame thread, surrounded by weird guys. This thread is now probably a threat to destroy his relationship.

Note to OP: you can delete this thread, if you do not want to sabotage your relationship with miss hottie hottie.

 

[Shadowdude]

i dont think u need to know how to swim to jump off a 10m platform, do a few flips, land in the water and doggy paddle out.

Then in the 2010 FINA World Swimming Championships - China still ended up with more medals (14) than Australia (11).

No, pretending you're an expert is what you're doing, not giving your opinion fuckface. And you're an 18 year old virgin(it isn't sad for a girl since a lot of them like this waiting shit) but at least most virgins have at least made out with a girl. You haven't, you're a sad pathetic fuck, grow the fuck up and get over yourself. Nobody likes arrogant fucks like yourself.

[Insert rape is great picture here]

^ Needs new material - compounded by the 'rape is great picture' thing.

Except that 18 year old comment. That's the only thing that's new.

Also, your "derp derp books written from personal experience are stupid derp derp" was you trying (in vain) to sound like an expert. So you're just embarrassing yourself. Quite funny actually. Can anyone say... 'hypocrite'? Because I can. *awesome face*

 

[Arcorn]

Then in the 2010 FINA World Swimming Championships - China still ended up with more medals (14) than Australia (11).



^ Needs new material - compounded by the 'rape is great picture' thing.

Except that 18 year old comment. That's the only thing that's new.

Also, your "derp derp books written from personal experience are stupid derp derp" was you trying (in vain) to sound like an expert. So you're just embarrassing yourself. Quite funny actually. Can anyone say... 'hypocrite'? Because I can. *awesome face*

I was saying from my personal experience, lamingtons provided an example that I haven't read. At least I acknowledge I'm wrong fuckface

 

[Haemolymph]

Prince William & Kate Middleton

Can't believe he didn't know this.
Shadowdude is 18 and hasn't made out with a girl? That's really saddening.
I've made out with more girls than him.

 

[Arcorn]

Can't believe he didn't know this.
Shadowdude is 18 and hasn't made out with a girl? That's really saddening.
I've made out with more girls than him.

Even my gay friend has made out with more girls.

 

[Shadowdude]

I was saying from my personal experience, lamingtons provided an example that I haven't read. At least I acknowledge I'm wrong fuckface

You need more experience then. You should read a book, like the dictionary. You spelled 'asperger's' wrong.

 

[Dr_Fresh]

Can't believe he didn't know this.
Shadowdude is 18 and hasn't made out with a girl? That's really saddening.
I've made out with more girls than him.

oh lol. i thought u were a guy for a second there.
but farrrk, girls making out with each other is the hottest.

 

[kcqn93]

Can't believe he didn't know this.
Shadowdude is 18 and hasn't made out with a girl? That's really saddening.
I've made out with more girls than him.

I just turned 18 and I still haven't either... It's a cruel world.

EDIT: Sober. Not counting the times I was intoxicated.

 

[Arcorn]

You need more experience then. You should read a book, like the dictionary. You spelled 'asperger's' wrong.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=assburgers you fucking retard.

 

[Absolutezero]

I just turned 18 and I still haven't either... It's a cruel world.

EDIT: Sober. Not counting the times I was intoxicated.

Shadowdude hasn't while drunk either. Come to think of it, I don't think he's ever gotten drunk before.

inb4oneglassofwine

 

[Haemolymph]

I just turned 18 and I still haven't either... It's a cruel world.

EDIT: Sober. Not counting the times I was intoxicated.

You got a BJ before a kiss? What a player. But seriously, that's horrible.

 

[Shadowdude]

Can't believe he didn't know this.
Shadowdude is 18 and hasn't made out with a girl? That's really saddening.
I've made out with more girls than him.

Saddening? No, I just had better things to do. Like sleep, or write.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=assburgers you fucking retard.

Then let's suppose you did actually want to say 'assburgers'. You should still read the dictionary anyway to expand your vocabulary from calling me a retard every... what, second post? Or thesaurus. Yes, read the thesaurus.

 

[Shadowdude]

Shadowdude hasn't while drunk either. Come to think of it, I don't think he's ever gotten drunk before.

inb4oneglassofwine

I haven't gotten drunk... I had one glass of vodka and lemonade, or something like that. Improved my pool game too.

You got a BJ before a kiss? What a player. But seriously, that's horrible.

I think you're confusing him with aznboystar.

 

[Dr_Fresh]

 

[Arcorn]

Saddening? No, I just had better things to do. Like sleep, or write.



Then let's suppose you did actually want to say 'assburgers'. You should still read the dictionary anyway to expand your vocabulary from calling me a retard every... what, second post? Or thesaurus. Yes, read the thesaurus.

Says the guy who goes through 6 month phases of having a favourite word he uses in every post. God you're a cuntmuffin.

 

[Shadowdude]

Says the guy who goes through 6 month phases of having a favourite word he uses in every post. God you're a cuntmuffin.

Every post? Time for a counter example:

I haven't gotten drunk... I had one glass of vodka and lemonade, or something like that. Improved my pool game too.

I think you're confusing him with aznboystar.

I don't see my favourite word in that one. What is my favourite word, by the way?