Staying a virgin until marriage (guys) (1 Viewer)

[pony_magician]

I only watched that today. It was pretty good, but not great. The ones where all 3 of them are there (Jack Sparrow, I just had sex, I'm on a boat and Jizz in my Pants) are amazing. The ones with just that one guy like Dick in a Box and I'm The Boss usually fall short, in my opinion.

Completely accurate.

 

[kfnmpah]

^ pin dick

"you must spread rep around..."

dammit!

 

[stampede]

lol mate its blood wat r u so afraid of

 

[onur91]

I only watched that today. It was pretty good, but not great. The ones where all 3 of them are there (Jack Sparrow, I just had sex, I'm on a boat and Jizz in my Pants) are amazing. The ones with just that one guy like Dick in a Box and I'm The Boss usually fall short, in my opinion.

True. Jizz in My Pants will always be the best one.
Like A Boss is still my second favourite though, even if it is just Andy Samberg.

Also, have you seen their movie, Hot Rod? good stuff.

 

[jumb]

I saw Andy Samberg in I Love You, Man and he was pretty funny in that. I hadn't heard of that movie, but will try and see it now.

 

[stampede]

i love you, man


gr8 movie good laughs

 

[onur91]

Yeah that movie was good, always reminds me of this

Definitely check it out, typical funny stuff from those guys.

 

[slyhunter]

True. Jizz in My Pants will always be the best one.
Like A Boss is still my second favourite though, even if it is just Andy Samberg.

Also, have you seen their movie, Hot Rod? good stuff.

I thought Seth Rogen's reaction at the end of Like a Boss was hilarious.

 

[onur91]

I thought Seth Rogen's reaction at the end of Like a Boss was hilarious.

haha yeah.
Bill Hader's reaction to getting sucked off randomly was the best hahahah

 

[Shadowdude]

Well anyway to be on topic, I don't want to have my first time with a non-virgin because it'll be embarassing.

I want it to be a special time for both of us.

Frankly though, the thought of making her bleed makes me nervous and go 'oh god i dont want to do this'

So sinophile thinks: fear of blood outweighs awesomeness of sex.

not sure if srs

 

[zombie omie jay]

hahahaha

 

[katie tully]

oh man

 

[Arcorn]

So, it doesn't hurt you. Who cares? It becomes enjoyable for them towards the end, fuck.

 

[Gangstar1]

What If The Chick Had A Dick?

 

[zombie omie jay]

^ good post!

 

[slyhunter]

What If The Chick Had A Dick?

Ladyboys

 

[Shadowdude]

its because it hurts her you clueless numbskull

/me facepalms

Seriously...?

 

[themanman]

Well, while I think it'd be swell for me to stay a virgin until marriage - I don't think I'll have that choice. To me, that choice will be up to the first girl who thinks taking my pants off is a good idea. I, of course, will be in too much shock to protest or say anything.

Ergo, not up to me.


More seriously, in the words of Alex Trebek in response to your "I'm a virgin because I want my first time to be with the woman of my dreams.", I say: "Good for you!"

To your question, is it respectable? Sure. Will women respect it? Sure. Though I think you probably should know that the girl you end up marrying - unless she's like... part of some hardcore Christian fundamentalist group or Islamic group or whatever - will probably not be a virgin.

Or so I'm told.

*** staying a virgin 'til death ***

 

[effylove]

I'd prefer a guy to not be a virgin. (inb4 whore comments)
The main reason I and most of my friends (girls) have remained virgins until now was because we wanted to wait till uni where (hopefully) the guys are trained up, avoiding any terrible/awkward sex experiences.

 

[Lolsmith]

why would anyone call you a whore because you don't want to be with a virgin