Willie was a Chemist, now Willie is no more, for what he thought was H2O was indeed H2SO4...
An atom walk into a bar with a couple of mates.....
they sit down and have a few drinks, n now its time to go home
as the atom walks out he says ' oohhhh shit, i think i lost an electron!!!!'
his friend says ' R u sure???'
The Atom : ' Yer , im positive!'