Me: "Im A Ninja..." Friend: "No You Not!" Me: "Yes I Am, Did You See Me Do That>" Friend: "Do What?" Me: "Exactly!", Dear People, I'm not going to talk about boys. Or girls. Or Justin Bieber. Not even Black Ops. And heart breaks. You know what I'm going to talk about? Turtles. Because everyone loves turtles. Especially when they're awkward., Guy: Do you want a hug? Girl: No. Guyo