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One time my english teacher laughed so hard she queefed :/

so i've moved in college near the uni and my room mate is soo noisy with his girlfriend. it gets worse at night and i can't sleep with all! i had a headache so went to get some advil ... i took one and realised he hid the viagra in it... then i got a huge ***** .. . i still have a headache .. is...

my female lecturers pretty hot - i'd like to see her wear a 12kg bauxite chastity belt!

[walks silently to room, dad is sitting on the sofa holding the newspaper] Me: Dad... Dad: Yeah what? Me: 99.90 Dad: [raises an eyebrown half an inch] What was that? Me: [muffled voice] 99.90 Dad: [voice rising] You stupid girl! What .. I invested like ... like ... 150 grand for you to go to...

ninetypercent makes me sick, he keeps whining how bad he's doing (i.e. look at the half yearly trial thread "oh i failed 3U maths," "oh i failed history ext") and then makes it up with a "110/120" lol seriously....

my creative writing story is about a boy called Ronald Weasley who found out that he was a muggle and needed to go to a Kristina Keneally Public High School for elite muggles rather than the plain old common hogwarts anyway in the first paragraph i'll talk about how he killed professor...

could it get any worse? i've got the shittiest trial timetable where i do all six of my exams over five days days (modules & AOS inc.) + i have UMAT on the second day and a compuslory excursion on the third FML!!!

watch BOS syllabus porn devour your notes fantasise on keywords ... evaluate .... dicuss ... slurr reach a climax in your intense study midnight orgies think about the girl in front of you when sitting in the exams - the less clothes the better good luck! XD

Sure--go for it. But tell him you want to tie him up first!

OMG OMG OMG i got it!!!! ACTUARY

u have nothing to loose. Go for it!!!

I don't know but that totally made me hot. You have any more hot lesbian stories?

jesus christ ya better hurry up cause the UMAT is in almost one month's time!

NO!!!:mad1: Joanne FTW! :angry: gonna buy her lebanese cookbook :uhhuh: I dream of her nice tight n sexy velvety arabic figure and dark curly hair (looks chic) but alas she is wedded and i forever remain unbedded haha!! :cry: