Recent content by Partisan

So much prestige.

i forgot to add, don be da purvurt lyk dat guyy

Listen here, the energy content is ridiculous for a small volume of food. Mi Goreng is fast food, so I used to eat it around the HSC as I studied quite intensively. The reason why it is so addictive is the amount of ridiculous chemicals such as Flavour Enhancer 621 (a.k.a. MSG), sure you'd...

She is busy pursuing a pornography career after understanding the satisfyingly orgasmic experience of sex which outweighed the pain of pregnancy.

Resident Evil 3. Horrible.

Your uterus must have a steel wall lining. http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/ The internet is serious business.

Basically you walk around the office trying to kill yourself before your next meeting. You can combine certain items for more damage, and getting people angry can cause them to harm you as well. Try to get the fastest time!!! http://www.adultswim.com/games/fiveMinutes/ The most...

On the sexuality meter you are totally straight! You find 22.5% of asians attractive, 2.5% of blacks attractive, 15% of whites attractive. You find 0% of asian men attractive, 0% of black men attractive, 0% of white men attractive. You find 45% of asian women attractive, 5% of black...

Halo 3 has proven its worth, I didn't play Gundam SEED on PS2 for once.

how metrosexual is it?

LOLita

Or ask the doctor for a pill.

"My ass can write a better song than these guys, with one cheek tied behind my balls."

I smoke tea leaves because it is full of antioxidants.