Recent content by Puck II

So THAT'S why my Jesus is so angry.

Hey man, that bitch was eating MY curds and whey. Mine. Who the fuck steals curds and whey anyhow? I hope that spider killed her with its poison. And watch out, my Jesus is the reason that Waldo is hiding. He ate Waldo's children in a Filet O' Child sandwich.

I read something about contraception once: "Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another".

Fuck! I can be intelligent too! I know big words! Like... fuck. And I'm NOT a giant vagina... except on thursdays. But hey! At least i won't be lying at the bottom of a fuckin' glacier with Little Miss Muffet after being roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

Whitney Houston can eat my shit. She's a whore. She loves the drugs a little too much. Sometimes i wonder if her singing too high could cause her fragile nose to break. Oh right, this is an argument: *ahem* Fuck you. Jesus hates you. My one. He hates you so much that he's coming down off his...

Haha, fuk u, u told me 2 rite it.

I agree. I'm gonna be in a country where it's constantly raining. I will probably get fungal infections from having to wear shoes 24/7. I will spend an entire 6 months wishing i was warm. BUT AT LEAST IT'LL BE BETTER THAN SCHOOL! FUCK YEAH ONLY ONE EXAM LEFT!

Women shuld just lern 2 lyk that

Judging by yore pictur i can c why ...but i'll still do u if u lyk