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Unlucky.

How about you post a non-"white cat"-pic and we go from there.

It's a bit more complicated than that. I'll just send you a PM.

so ronery

I feel like I constantly jump between them all. The 5-stages thing is interesting, but it's not THAT simple. As long as you can't keep stumbling on them. IMO archiving stuff is alright, but being constantly reminded of them wont help the process.

Somewhat. I'd love to talk to you about it: your avatar brings back painful feelings.

Monster post time. She especially wont use tongue then. But yeah, if it's her first play it down, don't turn it in to a big deal. Hint: It's not. Get some ideas and run them by us if you want. If it's going to happen "naturally", you have to come up with it. Guesss we should hook up. PM...

I reckon she'd go through with it. You wouldn't get tongue, though.

I think what you're really saying is that you're over relationships. Spend some time loving yourself and being single.

I started writing that out as a troll, now I'm kinda curious about what would happen.

Try not to see her. IMO you should go for broke. Get her alone one day, and in your most manly, dominating voice be all "I know we're just friends, but I've always wanted to know what it'd be like to kiss you, just once!" Yeah, it's fucking creepy. But regardless, if it works or not...

You're not helping your case.

No, that's the whole reason the "friend zone" sucks.

You turned yourself on, didn't you?

She's gossiping with you. Girls don't do that with guys they're attracted to.

I want to hear more. Other people's misery distracts me from my own. *emo*

Did you meet her in Melbourne or before?

Time. Sorry.

The search engine *still* doesn't work.

Have you actually had sex recently? Your post basically reads to me as a literal "I don't know what I'm missing."