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    bad tan lines.

    I TRY TO ALTERNATE MY EYE PATCH TO TRY AND GET RID OF THE TAN LINE AROUND MY LEFT EYE, BUT I'VE NEARLY LOST MY RIGHT EYE ON MANY AN OCCASION BY DOING SO! Arrr!
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    What are you currently Reading?

    NAVAL RECRUITMENT SLOGANS, BY C. D. WORLD. Arrrrr!
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    Why selective school kids need tutors?

    I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL, BUT I SEE NO PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE TRYING TO GET AHEAD. LEAVE THE REST TO THE SHARKS I SAY! Arrrrr!
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    Dad throws 4 year old daughter off bridge

    THEY TEACH THEM YOUNG THESE DAYS. Arrrr!
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    Best ways to beat the blues?

    THE SEA IS A HARSH MISTRESS. OFTEN I FIND MYSELF STARING OUT AT THE HORIZON WHILE I IMAGINE MY SOUL BEING PULLED THROUGH MY PIPE AND CAST TO THE WINDS. SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO EMBRACE YOUR DEPRESSION, RATHER THAN FIGHT IT. Arrrrrrr.
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