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OMG! After I got hooked on Red Bull (2 or so cans a day), my girlfriend just kinda... stopped complaining about my little problem. Maybe it's the caffeine? Yeah, I'm really stoked about this one, she didn't even vomit or gag over my Peter this time (yeah, she once vomited a little bit after I...

What sort of fruits? I've already tried pineapples, they don't work so well. Celery is known for getting rid of that garlic smell after you eat Italian food, but for me, I don't like the taste of it on its own. Putting it in a dip wont help either... Ethnic food like curries mentioned also...

I don't know if you guys out there know this, but the clitoris is twice as sensitive as your purple helmet, so if you want to give Shenesse McDonald of the cheerleading squad a nice, melodramatic, porno-oriented cunnilingus, make sure her nipples are tough as rocks (to know if she's fully...

Yeah showering is a good idea except, no can be really bothered.. *in the middle of making out* "Let's go and shower yeah?" Where's the logic in that? Shower sex doesn't work by the way, the comdoms lubricant washes off really quickly so is like rubbing your face against rubber, too much...

That's rude! Anyway, vaginas smell pretty bad too, so I don't know why my girlfriend is complaining about that grotesque aroma. Did you know the oral sex is the better way to stimulate the clitoris because like, theres some 8000 nerves on the clitoris. What the hell? the head of my penis is...

I'm pretty sure the gay's in Sydney and Newtown and Armidale did not turn gay from Google or Yahoo.

I think Aldi's got some really good shit. The quality of their products is really high, all Aldi products must pass a quality control test (actually everything you buy passes a test, even 'Black and Gold' Tampons) I know from insider knowledge that their cereal is made in Australia, their...

Oh my god. Pineapple and Cranberry juices.... So here's what happened, we were making out, me sucking her tits, (not zits because that's yuck) and eventually I pulled out Big Bruno. She gives me a good whacking before I put on the rubber. She said, knowing that I was trying to remedying that...

No, I don't eat anything that's not grown in this country, I think curries are really bad for the digestive track too with all of those spices and grease. Pineapple is too hard to cut! Have you tried cutting a pineapple? The outside is as foreign as a coconut dude! And besides, she's more...

I can't control it, it just excites me a lot. She unzips my pants when we make out but she hates the awful smell. She says it reminds her of Sydney Olympic Park Aquatic Centre... What the hell? Isn't it normal to cum when you're making out?

Here's the thing, my girlfriend hates the smell of my semen, she says it completely turns her off.. What can I do?? This is really embarrassing! I can't make out with her properly anymore..