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OMG I got 11/20 I'm gonna shoot myself my life is a failure. Harden the fuck up. Jeez. You still got at least 70% of your internals to do (which only contributes to your internal school rank), and your externals make up 50%.

some tips: (1) if you think you need extra booklets, ask at the start of the exam - the supervisors i had took their time and walked at snail pace (2) before reading time, you will go through the exam paper to check if there are printing mistakes - use this time to glance over the essay...

bukkake on our female principal

masturbate then you feel so shit afterwards you'd do school work :)

99.95 gets to stay in the house :/

Hey all, Just a warning to those who memorise tutor written essays and creative writing, Teachers may compare the sophistication of your belonging comprehension responses to other sections. Quite a few in my skool successfully got zeros due to 17+/20 for modules, but a 6-8/15 for...

and add "with my penis" the one that got away WITH MY PENIS XD

Message from BOS president

My school did speeches and we could here the english department bickering at the stupidity of Module B all the way during the exam lol

I broke up with my gf because she queefs in bed. at first it was funny but now its a HUGE turn off and i find it disgusting!!

i can tell you that for most universities (except UNSW) there is a umat cut off to be offered an interview you must surpass the min. umat score to get an interview at these unis for instance, if you don't get over 91st percentile, you won't get a Newcastle Interview even if your ATAR is...

Jailbait ROFL i go to a catholic school and they almost died when they found out what it meant ;)

I got caught by my teacher while doing in during class and she said that if I keep masturbating I can go blind.

money, man power and sex

eating a pickle was a lifechanging experience

much higher cause the jerseyians are a nerdier bunch than the ruses will ever be

be glad that things could get worse ... like pounding snookie

say this to ya parents You don't ever, ever! You whack job, prostitution... [slam your hands on the table] ...whore! You probably sell your muff... [slam your hands on the table] ...for six dollars! You fucking psycho bitch! Fuck you! [lifts the table, which causes it to dump the food on the...

Muff cabbage!!