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Yeah, if you're ever in a rush, go there, say hi, grab a few condoms. Safe sex is for everyone! p__D

Ya, i guess the wi-fi has something left to be desired (and they blocked demonoid, argh). I would've added smokers to the list, but frankly i haven't noticed many of them in the past few days... -P_D

That's what he said.

Someone tried to mug me before, but i used magic sleight-of-hand to convince the guy that my pockets were empty. And when he didn't believe me, i went kung-fu on his ass. p__D

And the alternative is that the girl will die after giving birth to twins... what crimes has the girl committed? (Not really wanting to pick a fight, just want to see where this goes...) p__D

Funny if the kid becomes miraculously cured after the blowjob. "Cameron Diaz BJ's Save Lives!" p__D

which torrent client are you using? I'm using utorrent and it cant seem to connect...

If you're not happy where you are, then you're either with the wrong guy, or not with enough guys. In both cases i reckon you should go out and meet some more men. You're probably looking for some guy who will be spontaneous and sweep you off your feet, someone who's not a pussy... good luck...

Re: New-look website Well, maybe the logo's designer... they'd have to like it... or else it would be like an unwanted child... p__D

USB's keep getting bigger and cheaper, i can never decide when to just wait or just go out there and buy a nice 32+ GB one... because once i do they'll prob release a 1TB soon after T.T p__D

We start to re-enroll into units in 2009 on Jan 12, right? p__D

Is there an ebook version of the sequal to this (The Religion War)?

Meh, it's just a head...

I had a dream where i was being driven by someone (don't remember who it was) and they said they wanted to kill me. I jumped out of the car, went to the nearest convenience store, and bought myself a lighter and a can of deodorant. p__D

The asshole's got a fucking warped idea about what kids should be taught.

1/ No idea. It's an evolutionary thing, probably. Actually, how do you girls get anything done when you have those bouncy things to play around with? 2/ I would respect her even more. 3/ Blood?? 4/ Every position on the periodic table of sex positions. Then the Kama Sutra. And then my...

Must've been a huge nut or a thin penis

So... soulja boy never supermanned that ho?

Breakups are inevitable. People aren't made for long-term relationships. p__D

Ahh, that is a good point. Can't believe i forgot about them. So are you also "alluding" that we reject them and kick'em out? What an awful, evil, apathetic suggestion! Two wrongs don't make a right! :argue: And they're so loaded anyway they're not likely to notice. Apathy wins again...