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I'm at work, as usual.. Wearing black pants, black ballet flats and my white collared shirt... uber sexy.

When I worked for a restaurant I was delivering a big tray of drinks and as I'm putting them down the tray overbalanced and I dropped a full can of coke down a girls back. Oops. Also dropped a full bowl of soup onto the tiles- luckily it was right outside the kitchen so no-one saw me. And...

This one time when I worked a IGA as a checkout chick (those were the days...) this old guy totally abused me cos I wouldn't accept his paper money (the old currency from like 15 years ago..), started telling me how I was holding him up and all this crap. Like, last time accepted paper money I...

Exes work well.

Cosmopolitan- cointreau, vodka, cranberry juice, ice, lime wheel.. yum

My ex and I just recently broke up, simply because life was too hectic to maintain a decent relationship. Because of that, we remain friends, and we still plan to hang out once in a while, if we have time. Theres no reason not to still be civil and be friends, unless it hurts to see them...

It takes me 15 mins to get to work, bearing in mind I don't work in the city.

1. Stop when the guy comes, clearly. And if its her first time, it's more than likely that she won't have an orgasm. 2. Um, I'm not a guy, so I'm not answering that one 3. Guy on top is usually a bit more comfortable for the girl, just remember that if it's her first time, be gentle, cos...

One of those super cute cropped jackets from Supre.

^^^ What she said :)

The ones I've tried (veet, nair) are just like shaving. And I wouldn't recommend using it anywhere "down there"- you might cause an irritation or an infection.

Another one, complaining and then saying "(insert manager/owner name here) is a good friend of mine and he/she will be hearing about this" isn't going to scare me. Likewise, if I say you can't pay by cheque because you have no ID on you, saying "I know (insert manager/owner name)" isn't going to...

Bisexual just means you're indecisive.

At 17 the average is $11/hr casual. At 18 the average is $13/hr casual. Depends on where you work etc. Trainees get paid shit, esp. clerical trainees.

Okay, sorta the same thing: If you are a landlord and we tell you that if you lower the weekly rental on your investment property it will get a tenant, we are serious. Just cos you want $300 a week for your 1 bedroom unit in the ghetto does not mean anyone will actually pay it. Then don't yell...

General rules: Wear smart casual (since it's for Billabong), they'll ask you general stuff like what you've done at previous jobs etc, sometimes they'll ask about family (eg brothers or sisters? mum and dad and what they do etc, just to get to know you a bit)... Sometimes there will be set...

girls want sex just as much as guys, we're generally just less vocal about it.

Yeah, you just need to provide your last 2 payslips that prove you earn over x amount (it's usually $15,000p.a)

My bf smokes pot on a social basis, maybe twice a week, if that... I hate it, but I've told him as long as he doesn't do it around me, or talk about it around me, I don't care. It's his life, not mine... However, if it started to become an everyday thing, then i'd say something...

I heart public holidays. Double time... YAY!