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AHAHAHAA ROFL WILL SMITH BEING "HARD" (1 Viewer)

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Oh man, i cracked up sooo badly wen i read these lyrics to Will Smith's "Mr nice guy" ahahahahahaha they are sooo pathetic and FUKIN LAME!!! After doin Hitch, he thinks hes a tough guy now AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ROFL!

(This coming after his famous "I don't swear in my raps" speech)


Lyrics - Mr. Nice Guy

Yo, im here to set the record STRIAGHT.
You niggaz don't want it with Big Willie
Let me put em to rest Jazzy Jeff
(Breathing Heavily)

Once again it's on
Wills here to end this beef
No more Mr. Nice Guy
Eminems career is deceased
Five years and runnin
You know I had to come back
Tell this dude what's up
Its time I clap back

(Chorus) X2
It aint over, it aint over
i'm bout to set it straight
it aint over, it aint over
Big Willie bout to clean his plate

(DJ Jazzy Jeff)
Oh its like that?
Don't think the movies is takin em away from the streets
Big Willie, tell em like it is!

Fo sho, fo sho
I play these cats like PS2
They step to this and get ran through
I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
Eminem's from Detroit, but he cant see me
I've had the game on lock since 88
And now i'm here to tell these hatin ass n******, CHECKMATE

(Chorus)X2
It aint over, it aint over
i'm bout to set it straight
it aint over, it aint over
Big Willie bout to clean his plate

I made the industry
I aint takin this lightly
I used to wear Reeboks
Now i wear Nikes!!!
Can't believe I stooped to this
Slim shady, you aint the truth
Time to get my crown back
You was in the crib, NOW IM IN THE BOOTH!
My movies make millions
Your movies are weak
My movies set standards
Your movies are WEAK!!!!

(Chorus)X3

(Headphones drop, microphones drop,Beat Stops, DJ Jazzy Jeff heckling)
Time for the freestyle Fresh Prince!

Okay, WHAT, Okay, WHAT, yeah, yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.....
WOO HA! i got Eminem in check.
Bout to take hime to him mom
That bitch look like Shrek!
WOO HA! AHHHHH Kncuk if you buck
Bout to do em in the bu tt
You know this song is the cut
Got groupies bent over like sluts!
Hit em Craig David!!!!!!!!!

(Craig David)
Can you fillllll me innnn?????

(Will Smith)
HELL NO!
(teenage voices)
'Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!'

(Will Smith)
Finish em COOLIO!!!!!

(Coolio)
We been spendin most our lives, livin in a gangsta's paradise
WOO HA!!

I'm Will Smith yes I'm the real Will Smith
All you other Will Smiths can just suck a DICK

(Record scratches, beat drops)

(Chorus) X1

(Porky Pig)
Bleet bleet bleet...
THATS ALL FOLKS!!

Ur not hard for swearing. Stick to songs like "gettin jiggy wit it" you faggot
 
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dude that's not real, i've got the album, and i realised people were over-exagerating on his comment

he said 'i might mention eminem' just to get people talking....he didn't say 'i might diss the fuck out of em' and then the american public made it out that he's gonna full fo after him, and then emine mand 50 cent believed that and started laughing, because there gangsters and all.

he goes 'mr nice guy got dissed by eminem did it bother him? yeah, but he's classy he just did another 20 mil and wlaked right past him' something like that

thats ALL...he mainly disses wendy williams, some chick on a radio show who was dissing his wife.

'wendy williams better leave me alone before i buy your radio station and send ya home' lol

alot of 'newbie' hip hop fans think there too hard and will smiths too soft....he's soft coz he doesnt swear? wtf?

and he got some really good lyrics on the new labum too, even if they were ghostwritten, i suspect talib kweli....but few can sound so cool and flow so well on a track as will smith..

don't forget his fresh prince days...

'gettin jiggy with it' was THE song back then, it was fun and had a nice flow and great feel too it...who said rap had to be hard. Nas did a good job ghostwriting it lol.

shady i can't believe you actually thought that was real, some 'shady dickrider' probably a little canadian nerd made that up because, as steven attard (you know who im talking about 'antenas') 'im too hard to listen to that will smith pussy shit he cant rap im into eminem'
 
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Yeah i also rekon his kewl for gettin his songs ghostwritten, thats sooo mad

Even Ja rule writes his SHIT - and thats saying alot.....
 

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wtf
ja rule writes his shit ?

still a poofter but.
 

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will smith > 50 cent, eminem and all of those other "gangster" poser faggots who claim to be from ghettoes.
 

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w1ck3d_c10wn said:
will smith > 50 cent, eminem and all of those other "gangster" poser faggots who claim to be from ghettoes.
Fresh Prince of Bellaire 4 lyf.
 
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w1ck3d_c10wn said:
will smith > 50 cent, eminem and all of those other "gangster" poser faggots who claim to be from ghettoes.

this man knows his shit

shady, dr dre doesn't write his own shit and u love him, will smith doesn't write most of his own shit but u hate him...all of a sudden

u tend to hate rappers when they go against anyone from shady/aftermath

but WILL WAS NOT GOING AGAINST HIM, he just mentioned him a bit to spark interest...he knows what he's doing and how to sell...big willie style killed it in sales, i still love that album. Will knows where his from, and knows what he is and is not, u gotta respect that.

after all that shit we learnt about sensationalism you still believe that will actually intended to diss the fuck out of eminem lol.

will > em

will > mostly everyone
 

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Fresh Prince is a tight MC.

He shoulda released the album under than name, but i guess if he did no one would know it was Will Smith behind the mic.

I might cop this album.
 
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everyone knew fresh prince back when he was fresh prince 'boom shake the room' 'summertime' 'parents just dont understand' he made alot of classics....shit even in that 2pac ressurection movie theres a scene where pac and jada pinkett are singing along to 'parents just dont understand' ohhh take that wiggas even your idol who u so model urself after and try to act like (or at least what u think he's like) likes will smith lol

so far what ive heard of it its a great fun album im def gonna get it
 

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I think people just don't like will smith because he's an actor, and people he doesn't go around acting so depressed and like a badass everywhere he goes.
He's not a gangster... what do you want from him?
 

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1) Eminem never claimed to be a gangster
2) I bet wicked clown hasn't even ever heard an eminem/50 cent album or ne of eminem underground freestyles (only talks about what he sees on video hits and knows eminem/50 cent personally)
3) Hiphop - if ur gonna buy will smiths new album, u should get R.U.L.E at the same time
4) Eminem never said he was from the ghetto u fukin idiot - he always said he gew up on the white/black border line of 8 mile (suburbs)
5) "u tend to hate rappers when they go against anyone from shady/aftermath" Well DUH!
 

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And u wouldn't care if someone was dissing ur favourite artists?
 

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