Crazy Crazy Boys (1 Viewer)

[shortie_689]

Well where to begin...

Today something extraordinary happened to me...

So I went out with my ex for a year an ok it ended an lets say not all too great but seriously this is taking it way to far...
So we broke up over half a year ago and today I receive a letter in the mail with something lumpy in it...
For our 6 months I gave my ex a ring as a gift from me to him...
An what do I get back in return ha well my ring a year later.
In the envelope I got
- One blank A4 page of paper.
- Stuck to that page an post it note with "Thanks but I don't want this anymore it was all a lie"
and
- The ring I gave him (all bent out of shape and scratched an ruined)

This guy is truelly pathetic and his lack of experience in relationships is coming ever so clearly now...

This is what makes it even more pathetic is that he claims that I was the love of his life...

OK now i have vented even though it truelly isnt venting it is more airing the hilarity of the situation and how truelly pathetic he is...

 

[braad]

i wwas just suckered into reading a load of shit

crazy crazy boys indeed

 

[shortie_689]

ahahaha...
wanna read some more
I wanted to send his gifts back but i dont think u can stuff huge winnie the poohs and tiggers into the mail box

 

[braad]

you can in small and numerous parts

 

[shortie_689]

thought about that but I figure they may come in handy some day...
you know like i swear they are worth a fair bit of money on ebay

 

[braad]

yeh....and then all you have to send to your ex is a printed A4 piece of paper with the URLs of where they are on Ebay etc etc so he can see his 'love' being sold

 

[waddle_828]

yeh....and then all you have to send to your ex is a printed A4 piece of paper with the URLs of where they are on Ebay etc etc so he can see his 'love' being sold

that is a really really good (though evil) idea!

i literally lol'd at it!

 

[shortie_689]

true...
and to make it worse he didnt even buy the stamp to send the letter
he used his work machine thing

 

[Atticus.]

cut his cats head off and put in his bed
if you dont have the stomach for that, i suggest telling everyone you know that he has a small cock,
then cut off winey the pooh's head and put it in his bed

 

[tempco]

what, he actually bothered to bend the ring out of shape?

 

[jumb]

A sign of maturity is forgiving someone. The guy is an idiot for destroying something and archieving nothing from it. He couldve atleast turned it into a bullet and shot you with it, now that'd be cool.

 

[Atticus.]

A sign of maturity is forgiving someone. The guy is an idiot for destroying something and archieving nothing from it. He couldve atleast turned it into a bullet and shot you with it, now that'd be cool.

melted it into a spoon and fired it from an old musket... old school

 

[jumb]

melted it into a spoon and fired it from an old musket... old school

'The Patriot' style!

 

[Atticus.]

'The Patriot' style!

exactly.......

 

[Atticus.]

you should send him a big package so he thinks youve send him everything back... but when he opens it there is nothing in it cept a note that says

"i wouldve given you all your stuff back but it was worth money and i sold it all at cash converters. fuckhead"

 

[jumb]

you should send him a big package so he thinks youve send him everything back... but when he opens it there is nothing in it cept a note that says

"i wouldve given you all your stuff back but it was worth money and i sold it all at cash converters. fuckhead"

Don't say fuckhead, because it makes you look bitter. It'd be funnier if you said it without cause it would make him feel like he was used.

 

[shortie_689]

yeah i could... or i could keep them for when i have grown up an managed unlike him to stay in a successful relationship n have kids ill just give them the toys instead of havin to buy them myself
plus i dont even know where i put them they took up like way toooo much space

 

[crazyhomo]

boy, boy, crazy boy, get cool, boy

 

[shortie_689]

what, he actually bothered to bend the ring out of shape?

yeah he did sad i know

 

[waddle_828]

Well where to begin...

Today something extraordinary happened to me...

So I went out with my ex for a year an ok it ended an lets say not all too great but seriously this is taking it way to far...
So we broke up over half a year ago and today I receive a letter in the mail with something lumpy in it...
For our 6 months I gave my ex a ring as a gift from me to him...
An what do I get back in return ha well my ring a year later.
In the envelope I got
- One blank A4 page of paper.
- Stuck to that page an post it note with "Thanks but I don't want this anymore it was all a lie"
and
- The ring I gave him (all bent out of shape and scratched an ruined)

This guy is truelly pathetic and his lack of experience in relationships is coming ever so clearly now...

This is what makes it even more pathetic is that he claims that I was the love of his life...

OK now i have vented even though it truelly isnt venting it is more airing the hilarity of the situation and how truelly pathetic he is...

this guy sounds like a bit of a loser its over, why can't he see that
why are some people so bitter over exes??

i think you should sell all his things then send him a photo of you holding all this money and in the note say thanks for winnie the pooh!