:: Major Tip For Ur Exams:: (1 Viewer)

[baby_mulanz]

Do not swear in your exam paper! Even if you mean to rub it out

AND DEFINATELY do not write "fuck me dead" on your 2u maths trials paper and forget to rub it off and lose all your marks for that question and potentially get zero in ur exam like some idiot I know did ...

*sobS*

 

[Lexicographer]

Really? I would have written "fuck you BOS" all over my maths paper had you not so kindly warned me of this. Thank you!

 

[baby_mulanz]

ur welcome ... nice to know tat i could help out a fellow BOS member~

 

[SoFTuaRiaL]

be nice to ur mum

 

[kimmeh]

help old ladies cross the street

 

[LaZy_KoReAn]

Originally posted by Lexicographer
Really? I would have written "fuck you BOS" all over my maths paper had you not so kindly warned me of this. Thank you!

LoL, i wrote "im so dead" on most of my exam papers

I think teachers had a grief over me they didn't give me a 0

 

[kimmeh]

what did they give you?
a sticker ?

 

[LaZy_KoReAn]

Originally posted by kimmeh
what did they give you?
a sticker ?

hmmm.... no, they didn't write anything

though one teacher commented me

 

[kimmeh]

ahaahaha i hope it was good
on my exam my teacher wrote "could you write any more?" for a section in biology.. idiot.. i got full marks for it anywhoo... pft..

 

[LaZy_KoReAn]

Originally posted by kimmeh
ahaahaha i hope it was good
on my exam my teacher wrote "could you write any more?" for a section in biology.. idiot.. i got full marks for it anywhoo... pft..

i didn't get any full marks for my exams

more like

 

[iambored]

ok, thanks for the warning

 

[LaZy_KoReAn]

Originally posted by iambored
ok, thanks for the warning

But if you write *Fuck you BOS*

is guaranteed you will get full marks

don't listen to these people they ain't telling you the truth

 

[Dash]

Yeh, if you write that crap on your paper, its considered as a non-serious attempt of something...

So they scrap that paper!

 

[LaZy_KoReAn]

Originally posted by Dash
Yeh, if you write that crap on your paper, its considered as a non-serious attempt of something...

So they scrap that paper!

No!!! *blocking my ears* you liar liar liar

 

[Dash]

Hahahaha.... na I heard this from one of those physics lectures at USYD... So yeh, you gotta know

 

[LaZy_KoReAn]

Originally posted by Dash
Hahahaha.... na I heard this from one of those physics lectures at USYD... So yeh, you gotta know

No *full force blocking my ears*

guess what i reached 400 hehehehe LOl hoorray

 

[Raiks]

Major Tips:

Remember the weight of the world is on your shoulder so don't fuck up!

If you don't have the faintest idea about something... ramble absolute crap throwing in stuff from multiple choice questions and you may pick up at least a few marks. Diagrams are always a must... except english, but even then, give it a shot.

You can write whatever you bloody well want to as long as you make it a quote... I included the quote "masturbation jokes just don't have the same niche at home" in my english hsc exam and i still went alright.

I learnt this from my english teacher who's a chief marker, if you have nothing, write something and try and make it funny because you might score some marks for amusement, and if they don't like it, what are they gonna do... give you 0 marks for something which would have got 0 anyway, and they only mark the one section so its not like the other sections will get marked down because of it.

 

[iambored]

Originally posted by LaZy_KoReAn
But if you write *Fuck you BOS*

is guaranteed you will get full marks

don't listen to these people they ain't telling you the truth

oh, right right, i'll remember that as well

Originally posted by Dash
Yeh, if you write that crap on your paper, its considered as a non-serious attempt of something...

So they scrap that paper!

yeah, and if you write about the hsc they'll scrap it. like if you write a story about how crap the hsc is in the creative writing paper 1 english, they'll classify it non serious.

 

[LaZy_KoReAn]

WHAT if i write how sexy the marker is, and how much i would like to cream them? would they give me extra marks?

What if i leave my number on the bottom of the page?

 

[Raiks]

Originally posted by LaZy_KoReAn

What if i leave my number on the bottom of the page?

It's been known to happen. Apparently the english marking gets about 4-5 papers with "please call me on xxxx xxxx if you have an queries or want anything clarified"


Just another hint:

If you don't know, take a punt and guess.