"No no, like for seriously..." (2 Viewers)

[azzie]

MEN GET LOST MOWING LAWN

GUARDS on the Russian border with China arrested two illegal immigrants who were attempting to sneak into Russia on a lawnmower.

The pair told guards at the Slavyanka border post in Khasansky County in Russia's far east that they had got lost while cutting the grass.
But Russia says it is not the first time they have had to deal with "nomadic" gardeners from China.

"We have issued a number of warnings to our opposite numbers in China, but despite that, they seem to have no control over the apparent nomadic habits of their gardening nationals."

 

[thorrnydevil]

When I was in Finland I went to the Russian/Finn border and there where radar things and border guards everywhere...all with AK-47's of course.

There where armed to the hilt.

 

[loquasagacious]

Yes the EU uses passive infra-red technology to detect incoming illegal immigrants so as to interdict them.

 

[leetom]

When I was in Finland I went to the Russian/Finn border and there where radar things and border guards everywhere...all with AK-47's of course.

There where armed to the hilt.

I almost lost my virginity to a Finn.

 

[Iron]

I almost lost my virginity to a Finn.

I like the irony of that.
Fin.

 

[mr_brightside]

haha ive seen that before...

i was upset when i read it!
I wanted to hear about people being lost in their backyard