-- someone vomiting off a balcony in our hotel - gross...
-- some promoter guy coming up to us when we were shopping and trying to get us to sign up for some party or club crawl or wotever [ i wasnt interested since im not 18
]. he had an american accent and was telling us he's from the OC. he tried to get my [female] friend to sign up and she said she wasnt 18, so he turns to me and said 'give her a hug, big nuts'. that saying and any variation of it became the most over-used saying in our hotel... every sentence had to be finished with "...big nuts"
-- late night/early morning trips to maccas and hungry jacks [or 'hungry big nuts' as we called it]
-- being told by security that we made too much noise. he said "if i have to come up here again, i'll throw you all out so fast it'll make your head spin". dick. we werent even loud. he must have just been bored. his job looked pretty bloody boring. pacing around the hotel entrance for 9 hours without a break... yelling at people to show him their id. then wen we did he studied it for 40 seconds EACH... even wen we had seen him every night for a week.
-- not being allowed glass bottle in our rooms... so we smuggled them in with our shopping. "open the packet of doritos and hide the vodka in that... we'll just say its our daily shopping" [with all the glass bottles we smuggled in u could have replaced all the windows of the bloody hotel]
-- recovering from a big night by watching the movie channels on tv... did anyone else see 'killing me softly'?? "adam, i need to pee..." rotflmao
-- smuggling in our gold coast friends [we werent allowed guests in our rooms after 5]... some jumped the fence. some snuck in through the underground carpark. most snuck in through the front door/elevator while the security guard was busy telling someone off upstairs.
-- shitting ourselves and making everyone hide in the bathroom wen we heard a knock on the door thinking it was security. we would have been in shit if he caught the 15 people we smuggled in. only once did he nearly catch us. most of the time it was other people wanting to join the party.
-- our plan for if the security guard did come... one of the girls strips and puts on a towel and wets her hair. she answers the door and of course the guard [about 56 id say] would know its not right to stay and talk to a 17 year old girl in a towel. if he gave us any problems then we would have all seen the 'sexual harassment' lol... lucky we never had to use it tho.
... plenty more - but thats all i can remember for now lol
