Shakespearian Insults (1 Viewer)

[james_chappo]

Borkis, thou villainous abominable misleader of youth!

 

[borkis04]

You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.

 

[james_chappo]

You shall stifle in your own report, and smell of calumny.

 

[borkis04]

You are so dense that light bends around you.

 

[james_chappo]

Thou froward shard-borne bugbear!

 

[borkis04]

The closest you’ll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.

 

[james_chappo]

Thou mewling beef-witted devil-mon!

 

[borkis04]

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

 

[james_chappo]

Thou cockered boil-brained flap-dragon!

 

[borkis04]

You are an unutterably lecherous mouth breather and a malodorous, feeble-minded tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp hog.

 

[james_chappo]

Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.

 

[borkis04]

You soap-dropping, donkey-raping, shit-slurping, cum-gobbling, pimple-chewing, shit-brained dickweasel!

 

[james_chappo]

Thou goatish unchin-snouted baggage!

 

[borkis04]

You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.

 

[james_chappo]

You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!

 

[borkis04]

Your Shakespearean language is about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.

 

[james_chappo]

If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.

 

[borkis04]

You have a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck there?

 

[james_chappo]

Thou spleeny bat-fowling codpiece!

 

[borkis04]

You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.