Ziff vs GWB (1 Viewer)

[neo o]

Recently a picture of the famed GWB, of ye newes and polles forumme of olde has come into my hands.

Ladies and gentleman, it has become apparent to me that either an army of clones are invading boredofstudies or even worse however, I believe Ziff may be the creation of a mad scientist - that has created the exact polar opposite to GWB in everything...

bar his appearance.

http://www.uglypersons.net/shane/gwb.jpg
http://www.uglypersons.net/shane/ziff.gif

 

[Ziff]

Look, you're not funny and Cherryblossom is mine.

 

[neo o]

Look, you're not funny and Cherryblossom is mine.

I'm sure she is cloneofGWB.

I should point out that that isn't me in the pic, just someone who looks horribly like you.

 

[Rorix]

lol

10charminimum

 

[Ziff]

He doesn't look anything like me though...

I look slightly prettier and more European.

 

[Rorix]

there is an uncanny resemblance

and the word 'pretty' shouldn't be used to describe men

 

[neo o]

He doesn't look anything like me though...

I look slightly prettier and more European.

True.

You have the cultured look and receeding hairline. But you must admit that the similarity.....

it is uncanny.

 

[Rorix]

lol mi key bored tipes faster than ur key bored
h9
h9
lol

 

[thorrnydevil]

Hahaha...there is a resembelance!

 

[Ziff]

One of us is from an evil parallel universe. I'll let you guess which one, you'll be in for a surprise.

 

[thorrnydevil]

One of us is from an evil parallel universe. I'll let you guess which one, you'll be in for a surprise.

I think it is a clone. Or your identical twin sister.

 

[PookieMonster]

ive seen a few pics of ziff and hes actually attractive. so where r ur pics doofy?

 

[thorrnydevil]

I dont have a digital camry...so there!

 

[PookieMonster]

I dont have a digital camry...so there!

dont worry i dont actually give a fuck. yeah ur dang. that settles it dont pick on ziffy precious. go wank and get over it. ur not clever. u could have at least photoshopped.

 

[thorrnydevil]

dont worry i dont actually give a fuck. yeah ur dang. that settles it dont pick on ziffy precious. go wank and get over it. ur not clever. u could have at least photoshopped.

I'll pick on Ziff as much as I damn well like.

 

[santaslayer]

Sucked in Ziff you're a loser
Tried to get Wollongong but we screwed ya
Unlike you we have a future
Our education will go on!

We're going to get four university degrees, Ziff!
You’ve given us six extra zeros in my salary by going to ANU, HA!
we're going to live in a mansion
we're going to live overseas!
we're going to buy a small piece of ANU
So we can use it as a bombing range
Take that Ziff
Don’t try and have one over us
You’ve lost!
You’ve lost!
And Santaslayer's won!

 

[paper cup]

Sucked in Ziff you're a loser
Tried to get Wollongong but we screwed ya
Unlike you we have a future
Our education will go on!

We're going to get four university degrees, Ziff!
You’ve given us six extra zeros in my salary by going to ANU, HA!
we're going to live in a mansion
we're going to live overseas!
we're going to buy a small piece of ANU
So we can use it as a bombing range
Take that Ziff
Don’t try and have one over us
You’ve lost!
You’ve lost!
And Santaslayer's won!

insult the city if you must but leave ANU alone!
*hugs random ANU brick protectively*

 

[Ziff]

insult the city if you must but leave ANU alone!
*hugs random ANU brick protectively*

I'm going to ANU next year. You can use me as a symbol of your affection for ANU.